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Review: The Secret Life of Pets 2

The first The Secret Life of Pets was a big hit, not only because it functioned as a children's movie but because it had lots of fluffy animals that could be turned into toys and then bought by children. You have to keep the momentum g...

 
 
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See Uglydolls early and free

I think Uglydolls are thing with the kids these days? I don't know. I've seen them at places possibly. A blur in my eye. The kids are the kids, I try not to interfere in their Fortnite and their Nintendos as I sit on my lawn and shake my ca...

 
 
 
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Double Dare is coming back to dare us a double time

If you were a kid growing up in the 80s and 90s then you know that the greatest game show to ever grace television was Double Dare, a show whose entire concept was based around coating people in disgusting substances. Sadly, at some point ...

 
 
 
 
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See Alvin and the Chipmunks early and free

Look, I've got these free passes to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip here and you can have them if you want. You just have to click on the link below. Maybe you think your kids will enjoy the film or something. They've got very l...

 
 
 




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Daniel Isn't Real"Daniel is real good"

 

Runaways (Season 3)"Not much running in this one"

 

Red Handed"Snake dancin' and kidnappin'"

 

Queen & Slim"Ride or die"

 

The Good Liar"Liar, liar"

 

White Snake"This one won't fit in your boot!"

 

21 Bridges"We've crossed this one before"

 

Varda by Agnes"A life's work, a final chat"

 

Away"Shhh..."

 

Harley Quinn (Season 1)"No subheading I think of will be as funny as this show"

 

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"A perfectly pleasant neighbor"

 

The Dwelling"The bed that doesn't eat"

 

Frozen 2"Thawing"

 

Ford v Ferrari"Car Wars"

 

10 Minutes Gone"Regrettably forgettable"

 

Recap: The Mandalorian (Season 1, Episode 1)"Star Wars, but with more shooting"

 

The Shed"It's actually about the vampire inside the shed"

 

Lady and the Tramp"Wait, this isn't a cash grab?"

 

Midway"戦争はつまらない"

 

Primal"Cage v. Jaguar"