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Contest: Win a copy of Avengers: Infinity War on Blu-Ray!

I begin most contests with a bit of pomp and circumstance to really up the drama before revealing the true nature of the prize. But when a movie makes like eight gabillion (a real number, look it up) dollars at the box office, I suppose the...

 
 




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Verotika"'Your teets are looking at me!'"

 

Blood on Her Name"'That don't put the skin back on the cat'"

 

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My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising"Yet I'm falling asleep"

 

Beanpole"Plant a seed and hope for the best"

 

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We"A deadly serious sex comedy"

 

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The Assistant"The unsung heroes"

 

The Times of Bill Cunningham"If you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do, kid"

 

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Come to Daddy"Daddy issues"

 

Cupid"I like you, but I don't 'like' like you"

 

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Sundance Wendy"Beasts of the Southern Neverland "

 

The Turning"Turn your eyes away"

 

The Gentlemen"Laws of the Jungle"

 

Awkwafina is Nora from Queens - Season One"She's still Nora from the block"

 

Color Out of Space"Nicolas Cage milks an alpaca"