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See Dark Water early and free

It's that time of year when movies get real serious and about real serious things. Dark Water is one of those movies and while the buzz around it hasn't been huge it does look enticing. My love for Mark Ruffalo in anything knows no bou...

 
 
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See Charlies Angels early and free

I don't know if we really need another Charlie's Angels reboot but we're getting one. It looks... generic? I mean, there's nothing really standing out about this. You've got the angels posing and stuff but it doesn't have the tongue-in...

 
 
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See The Good Liar early and free

Helen Mirren and Ian McKellen in a move sparring off against each other. Not sold yet? What if it's a twisting, turning crime thriller full of con mean and notes of noir? Yea, you're there. I know you are. The Good Liar looks like some...

 
 
 
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See Honeyboy early and free and with free booze

Look, Honey Boy looks good. It feels like the first step in Shia Labeouf actually making something out of his career again. I think you'll have a good time watching it. However, the real seller on this giveaway is the fact that they'll...

 
 
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See Ford v Ferrari early and free

Fast cars and loud mouths. Sounds like fun and that's what Ford v Ferrari is full of. Along with a great casts and a story that'll uplift your heart. Honestly, this looks like one of the more charming films of the holiday season and might a...

 
 
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See Doctor Sleep early and free

Sequels to stand alone classics are almost never a good idea but we're getting one yet again with Doctor Sleep, a sequel to The Shining. In fairness, this one is actually based on a sequel that Stephen King wrote to his novel and so has som...

 
 
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See Motherless Brooklyn early and free

Motherless Brooklyn looks like Oscar-bait gone wrong. I mean it could be interesting and Edward Norton is a good actor but everything about it looks like its trying too hard at every step of the way. However, maybe you like crime thrillers ...

 
 
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See Zombieland: Double Tap early and free

It's been ten years but the sequel fans have been clamoring for (well, those fans that are left) is finally here. Zombieland: Double Tap hits theaters soon but you can see it before anyone else since we've got some passes. Since the or...

 
 
 
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See The Addams Family early and free

Well, you're never going to get better than the live-action The Addams Family but since they're going animated with this one why not check it out? That's right, the Addams Family is back in pog animated form. I'll admit, this one looks...

 
 
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See Joker early and free

There's going to be a lot of people talking about Joker. It's already received rave reviews but its also stirring up a ton of controversy. You should be in the know first and to do that you'll need to grab the passes we have to an early scr...

 
 
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See The Goldfinch early and free

I'm not sure how good The Goldfinch will be but I can say that the movie is going to look fantastic. It's got Roger Deakins as a cinematographer and whatever that man shoots comes out real pretty. He's probably the best cinematographer work...

 
 
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See The Kitchen early and free

The Kitchen  looks like an interesting one as we head through August and look for the that sleeper hit that summer always provides. A mafia crime thriller led by three of the hottest actresses working right now and based on a comi...

 
 
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See The Art of Racing in the Rain early and free

The Art of Racing in the Rain might be the the ultimate "talking dog" movie. We're reaching an apex here with dog movies and this film is just so obvious in its dog movieness it's starting to feel like it might be the end of the trend....

 
 
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A24 announces mysterious new project, A24 Public Access

Another streaming service, or a roster of films headed for the public domain? Earlier this week indie entertainment company A24 tweeted a cryptic new project called ‘#A24PublicAccess’, which has opened up a mine of potential...

 
 
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See Shaft early and free

It would be lazy of me to just put the lyrics to the Shaft song in here and then the link, right? Fine, I'll say some words or whatever. They've made yet another Shaft movie, and I'm not even sure what the hell they're thinking with th...

 
 
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See 5B early and free

5B seems like a very interesting documentary. It's about the nurses who first cared for AIDS patients in the 80s when the epidemic was its height. That's a big, brave thing to do considering the misinformation that abounded about the d...

 
 
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See the Dead Don't Die early and free

Jim Jarmusch is a director that basically does whatever the hell he wants and turns it into magic. Evidently, the next thing he wanted to do was make a zombie movie with a bunch of famous people. So he did. And now it's something we can wat...

 
 
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See Late Night early and free

We've already been shouting from the cinematic hilltops about how good Late Night is but we figured we'd give you a chance to see for yourself with some passes to a special screening of the film. The comedy, which stars Mindy Kaling an...

 
 
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See Godzilla: King of the Monsters early and free

I would not have guessed that as the MCU comes to a close the cinematic universe I am most excited to dive into would be the Godzilla/King Kong one, but here we are. After years of trying to make Godzilla work as a Western blockbuster they'...

 
 
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See Booksmart early and free

We got to check out Booksmart hella early at SXSW and pretty much loved it. The film is smart and interesting and basically a new take on Superbad. Can't get much more of a recommendation than that, but if you don't trust us for some r...

 
 
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See The Hustle early and free

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is comedy royalty. Still one of the funniest movies you can ever watch, a remake/reboot is a risky ask. The Hustle is going for it, and I'm hoping it can live up to its predecessor. It's a bit of a strange ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Scared Stiff

Attention '80s kids: Enter our contest for a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Scared Stiff! I probably don't need to tell you why I love '80s horror, but I will anyway -- long story short, it's the practical effects. Computer-generated st...

 
 
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See Uglydolls early and free

I think Uglydolls are thing with the kids these days? I don't know. I've seen them at places possibly. A blur in my eye. The kids are the kids, I try not to interfere in their Fortnite and their Nintendos as I sit on my lawn and shake my ca...

 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Glass

Get into today's contest to win a free Blu-ray copy of Glass! M. Knight Shyamalan's films have always been pretty divisive. That one about nature attacking Mark Wahlberg is pretty blech, but like most people I like The Sixth Sense. Mos...

 
 
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See the Curse of La Llorona early and free

Cheap and quick horror is on the rise for studios as Blumhouse is paving a way to be profitable without even trying, and New Line is right behind them with their slew of Conjuring spin-offs. The Curse of La Llorona isn't one of th...

 
 
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See The Long Shot early and free

Have you been in the mood for an actually good romantic comedy? Well, since we got to check out Long Shot at SXSW I can indeed tell you that it's actually good. It's both surprisingly touching and thoughtful. You don't have to take our...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Terra Formars

Don't bug out with today's contest for a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Terra Formars. You guys know me well enough to know I don't know shit about anime, or manga, or any of that stuff. It's just not my bag. That said, I do like batshi...

 
 
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See Breakthrough early and free

Breakthrough is a movie I hadn't heard of until we got these tickets to give away. From what I can tell from the poster I glanced at it involves breaking through some ice. It's got a decent cast and a whole bunch of faith-inducing...

 
 
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See Pet Sematary early and free

I think, instead of diving deep into the remake of Pet Semetary here, I'll just talk about how damn creepy the original is and all thanks to Miko Hughes is as a child actor. I don't even remember that many details about the original, b...

 
 
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See Best of Enemies early and free

Not going to lie on this one, I haven't even watched the trailer for Best of Enemies. I know, bad film writer person, but sometimes things slide past me and I'm listening to Weezer right now and don't want to pause it so... here we are. Hon...

 
 
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See Shazam! early and free

Want to see Shazam! before anyone... no, wait. They did that super early screening thing. Plus, our review is already up. Still, not that many people saw it then so do you want to see Shazam! before most other people and for free?...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Mary Poppins Returns

Bring back the magic with today's contest for a Blu-ray copy of Disney's Mary Poppins Returns! For once, we're going to do a movie giveaway that isn't some weird, gross horror movie! Isn't that weird? It feels weird. I feel weird....

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler

Enter our contest for a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler. I don't have many words for this one, so just play along with me, here. I've got a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler. Why? I don't know. I'm just plain broken, I gue...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet

Help fix the internet with our contest for a Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet. I'm 32, but I'll admit it: I still like Disney movies. I don't care who knows it. Aladdin is one of my favorites, and The Princess a...

 
 
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See Fighting With My Family early and free

We all love Dwayne Johnson. Even the people who pretend not to like Dwayne Johnson secretly have shrines constructed to him in their houses. The world loves him. This is just a scientific fact. He's in Fighting With My Family, a movie based...

 
 




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Dark Waters"The Incredible Hulk vs Systemic Pollution"

 

Daniel Isn't Real"Daniel is real good"

 

Runaways (Season 3)"Not much running in this one"

 

Red Handed"Snake dancin' and kidnappin'"

 

Queen & Slim"Ride or die"

 

The Good Liar"Liar, liar"

 

White Snake"This one won't fit in your boot!"

 

21 Bridges"We've crossed this one before"

 

Varda by Agnes"A life's work, a final chat"

 

Away"Shhh..."

 

Harley Quinn (Season 1)"No subheading I think of will be as funny as this show"

 

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"A perfectly pleasant neighbor"

 

The Dwelling"The bed that doesn't eat"

 

Frozen 2"Thawing"

 

Ford v Ferrari"Car Wars"

 

10 Minutes Gone"Regrettably forgettable"

 

Recap: The Mandalorian (Season 1, Episode 1)"Star Wars, but with more shooting"

 

The Shed"It's actually about the vampire inside the shed"

 

Lady and the Tramp"Wait, this isn't a cash grab?"

 

Midway"戦争はつまらない"

 
 
 
 
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