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MoviePass has sunken to selling terrible merch

MoviePass is getting a bit desperate. It seems like every day someone finds a new way to mention how they're hemorrhaging money and falling apart--and today that person is me! Just like anyone in a crisis that's clear to everybody but them,...

 
 
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Funko is making a Black Phillip figure

To really drive home that God-less feeling that The Witch so beautifully expounded, Funko Pop is going to be releasing a Black Phillip figure this coming July. Breathe it in ye sinners.

 
 
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Body Snatchers: Threadless' Monsters Inc. t-shirts

The awesome t-shirt and apparel distribution company Threadless recently held a contest for designers and artists to come up with some awesome t-shirt designs based around Pixar's Monsters Inc. With the movie's prequel, Monsters University ...

 
 
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Dark Knight Rises shirts are $50, gaudy

Feel like dropping half a hundo to look like a created skater in Tony Hawk's American Wasteland? Warner Bros. has unveiled a showcase of official Dark Knight Rises wear, featuring one shirt that looks like it's from a comic book and ab...

 
 
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Trailer: Plastic Galaxy: The Story of Star Wars Toys

There have been a lot of Star Wars documentaries over the years, but Plastic Galaxy: The Story of Star Wars Toys is making its mark by examining the impact of the merchandise aspect of the much-loved franchise. Star Wars merchandise is a n...

 
 
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Mattel to make a pretty yet tough Katniss Barbie doll

In a move that will probably both delight and confuse Hunger Games fans, Mattel has announced that they will be producing a Katniss Everdeen Barbie doll, complete with a mockingjay pin and a bow and arrows. Mattel Barbie designer Bill Green...

 
 




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Dark Waters"The Incredible Hulk vs Systemic Pollution"

 

Daniel Isn't Real"Daniel is real good"

 

Runaways (Season 3)"Not much running in this one"

 

Red Handed"Snake dancin' and kidnappin'"

 

Queen & Slim"Ride or die"

 

The Good Liar"Liar, liar"

 

White Snake"This one won't fit in your boot!"

 

21 Bridges"We've crossed this one before"

 

Varda by Agnes"A life's work, a final chat"

 

Away"Shhh..."

 

Harley Quinn (Season 1)"No subheading I think of will be as funny as this show"

 

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"A perfectly pleasant neighbor"

 

The Dwelling"The bed that doesn't eat"

 

Frozen 2"Thawing"

 

Ford v Ferrari"Car Wars"

 

10 Minutes Gone"Regrettably forgettable"

 

Recap: The Mandalorian (Season 1, Episode 1)"Star Wars, but with more shooting"

 

The Shed"It's actually about the vampire inside the shed"

 

Lady and the Tramp"Wait, this isn't a cash grab?"