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Review: Fifty Shades Freed

Fifty Shades Freed is the final chapter in a franchise that has been solemnly focused on one thing. No, not the bondage or the S&M, though those do play a crucial role in dressing up (or stripping down) the focal-point of this series. R...

 
 
 
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Review: Raw

While playing at film festivals last year, the hype over Raw was insane. Writer/director Julia Ducournau's coming-of-age horror/cannibal drama purportedly caused audience members to faint, to vomit, to leave screenings in distress. These ar...

 
 
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Here's the darker trailer for Fifty Shades Darker

I read the trilogy, I reviewed the original film, and now I'm here to tell you about Fifty Shades Darker. There's honestly not much to say about it. It has the same look as the first one, has the same lack of chemistry its two leads were ve...

 
 
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New Magic Mike XXL trailer lays it on very thick

Man, are they having fun at the WB marketing department with Magic Mike XXL. Judging from this new trailer it seems like they've ditched all semblance of taking this seriously like they tried to with the first one. Instead we get #ComeAgain...

 
 
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These sexy Magic Mike XXL posters are giving me the vapors

You thought Magic Mike brought all the boys to the yard? Well, we haven't seen anything yet. Starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Kevin Nash (lol), Adam Rodriguez, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and even Donald Glover (Childish Gambin...

 
 
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Review: Fifty Shades of Grey

I should start this review by being as frank as possible. I'm not really sure who this review is for. With Fifty Shades of Grey, you'll fall into either one of two camps. You're either planning to see it (or have already seen it) ...

 
 
 
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Super Bowl TV spot for Fifty Shades of Grey

In preparation for the Fifty Shades film, which I have no idea which one of us is going to review yet, I started reading the book. Boy, is it far more fan fiction-y than I had realized. It's got some of the worst written sex scenes I've se...

 
 
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R100 trailer looks sexy, insane, and makes me feel funny

I don't even know what to say about this film that isn't said in the trailer. It looks amazing and sexy and messed up and absolutely right up my alley. Alec reviewed it back in July, and I'm so glad it's coming out in just over a month. Co...

 
 
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Newest trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey will see you now

So I had to find out about this teaser from my mom. Premiering during last night's Scandal on ABC, my mother felt the need to contact me to ask if I had any more info on it. While I don't want to see my mother that way (as I'm hoping a lot...

 
 
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First trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey

So, here we are. Although Fifty Shades of Grey will never be the movie you want (but if you wanted straight porn, it's out there already), I can promise this trailer at least captures the tone of your favorite romance/pornography series. S...

 
 
 
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Magic Mike XXL releasing in July, 2015

We've known that the sequel to Magic Mike was coming for a while now and a few weeks back we learned it would be called Magic Mike XXL. After all why not let all those actors strip off their clothes again for our viewing enjoyment...

 
 
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First trailer for Scarlett Johansson's 'Lucy' is amazing

Luc Besson's (The Fifth Element) upcoming action thriller Lucy has it all; Scarlett Johansson kicking serious ass, telekinesis, explosions, designer drugs, superhuman strength, and Scarlett Johansson kicking serious ass. Did I say that las...

 
 
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Scarlett Johansson looks badass in first 'Lucy' image.

In director Luc Besson's upcoming action thriller Lucy, Scarlett Johansson stars as a drug-mule turned telekinetic kill machine by way of designer drugs, and if that doesn't sound awesome then I don't know what does. In the first ...

 
 
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First trailer for Nymphomaniac we're allowed to post

We hadn't been able to cover this on the site before, but Nymphomaniac has had a few trailers release and then quickly disappear from the Internet for very distinct, sexy reasons. Most of the ones that popped up in the past were Red Band (...

 
 
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New trailer for 'Under the Skin' is still hot and strange

In keeping with its other trailers, StudioCanal's latest trailer for Under the Skin is equal parts sexy and disturbing. Centering around an alien (Scarlett Johansson) who lures men into her lair and strips them of their humanity ...

 
 
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First images of the now delayed Fifty Shades of Grey

The satisfyingly long wait for the Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation has been marred with quite a few problems. The script was going through some issues, Charlie Hunnam left the picture (the script may or may not have been a problem), and Jam...

 
 
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Terminator reboot testing fine women for Sarah Connor

Now that Terminator 5 is officially a reboot of the series coming in 2015 (along with everything else ever) with Arnold Schwarzenegger signed on as a T-800 again, it's time for the cast to be narrowed down as well. According to The Hollywoo...

 
 
 
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Jamie Dornan takes over lead in Fifty Shades of Grey

Update: My wife says this is a good choice. That is all. Original: There has been much heartbreak and angst over the casting of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Recently the leading man Charlie Hunnman up and left the producti...

 
 
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Review: Machete Kills

It's a miracle Machete Kills even exists. It's a sequel to a film originally based on a joke trailer before Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. With that in mind, it was easy to forgive potential flaws in the first Mac...

 
 
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First trailer for Under the Skin is still pretty creepy

Under the Skin features Scarlett Johansson as a sexy alien who's sent to Earth to kill using her sexy sex to sex things sexily. And while she's sexing things, her "curiosity of the human body" forces her to fail her mission while sexy hiji...

 
 
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Machete Kills poster and huge batch of images are killer

I'm stupidly hyped for Machete Kills. Sure the last trailer had some wonkiness which tempered my expectations a bit, but I'm on the edge of my seat nonetheless. In the gallery you'll find the poster for Machete Kills (which just pastes a bu...

 
 
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Teaser for Under The Skin is somehow both creepy and sexy

The first teaser for Jonathan Glazer's Under The Skin (starring Scarlett Johansson) is pretty darn weird. Clocking in at under a minute, the teaser shows so much yet so little. All there really is to know is that Scarlett Johansson is...

 
 
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Charlie Hunnam is fifty shades of dreamy, Christian Grey

Presuming you haven't been living under a rock for the past few years, you've heard of EJ James' 50 Shades of Grey, the sexy Twilight fan-erotica that was Ctrl-F'd into original content for the masses. The movie, which has the ovarian demog...

 
 
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Trailer: Passion

This newest trailer for Passion features two gorgeous women (Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace) making out several times while they each want to murder each other or something. It looks fantastically schlocky like some Lifetime movie, but ac...

 
 
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BFF Short Film Roundup 2

I didn't get to see as many films at the Brooklyn Film Festival as I'd hoped to due to other obligations and personal matters, but I did get a chance to catch a few more shorts last weekend, two of which preceded the documentary Mr. Angel. ...

 
 
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This Machete Kills poster has Michelle Rodriguez on it

Michelle Rodriguez, known as "Tanktop Jesus" round these parts for her glorious ability to die in almost every movie she's been in and somehow is revived several sequels later, graces the newest poster (as She) for Robert Rodriguez's Machet...

 
 
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Trailer: We're the Millers

We're The Millers features Jason Sudeikis as a pot dealer who's in debt to his supplier, played by Ed Helms. He then needs to smuggle drugs out of Mexico and for some reason thinks making a fake family (comprised of Emma Roberts, Jennifer ...

 
 
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Nymphomaniac to have actors's faces on porn star bodies

Even though many elements of Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac have been closely guarded, a few details have slipped out from producer Louise Vesth. According to Vesth, there will be graphic sex scenes featuring actors Charlotte Gainsbourg, Ste...

 
 
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Latest Nymphomanic production photo is sexy

Nymphomaniac is shaping up to be one sexy ride (hurr hurr hurr). Following the first still from the film showcasing Charlotte Gainbourg about to ride the trike with her two friends and the film's first promotional poster, a produc...

 
 
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Trailer: Kiss of the Damned

Kiss of the Damned is yet another sexy vampire movie, who's characters much choose between romantic passion and bloodlust. In Kiss of the Damned, the lovely vampiress Djuna succumbs to the advances of human Paolo and soon he is entered int...

 
 
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New The To Do List clip and images have pineapple juice

In this new clip for The To Do List (formerly, and more awesomely, known as The Hand Job), Aubrey Plaza does stuff to a Popsicle and promises to do other things as long as some gentlemen drink some pineapple juice (for very sexual reasons)...

 
 
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Trailer: Syrup

Syrup is a film (based off a novel) full of sexy people doing sexy things ironically. Shiloh Fernandez stars as a business man who may or not be in love with a woman (the stupidly gorgeous Amber Heard) who is an expert at selling imag...

 
 
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Paul Giamatti sexily reads Magic Mike, Twilight lines

Paul Giamatti gets the short stick in movies. He's usually typecast as some bad guy who yells about stuff a lot. While he may be genuinely good at portraying whiners, he's got a little known sexy side. Thanks to this video from Vultu...

 
 
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Trailer: Vanishing Waves (Aurora) (NSFW)

The first trailer I saw for Vanishing Waves (aka Aurora) was way back in May on Quiet Earth. This Lithuanian film directed by Kristina Buozyte intrigued me since it looked like a visually-interesting art house work that melded eroticism an...

 
 
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Trailer: I Give It A Year

This one is for our cousins across that big drink of water called the Atlantic ocean. I Give It A Year is a UK comedy written and directed by Dan Mazer (Bruno), and stars Rose Byrne, Simon Baker, Rafe Spall, Minnie Driver,&n...

 
 
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Fifty Shades Of Grey movie ties down a writer

Not satisfied with dominating the book charts, E.L. James' Fifty Shades Of Grey is set to firmly assert itself onto the big screen with a movie adaptation. Lord knows how Universal are going to sneak a story about S&M past the censors -...

 
 




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Recap: The Mandalorian (Season 1, Episode 1)"Star Wars, but with more shooting"

 

The Shed"It's actually about the vampire inside the shed"

 

Lady and the Tramp"Wait, this isn't a cash grab?"

 

Midway"戦争はつまらない"

 

Primal"Cage v. Jaguar"

 

Official Secrets"For your eyes only"

 

Doctor Sleep"Not The Shining"

 

Red Letter Day"'You were going to kill my daughter... live on the internet!?'"

 

Terminator: Dark Fate"We're fated to get more sequels"

 

Inside Game"A different kind of whistleblower"

 

Marla"IUDEAD on arrival"

 

The Lighthouse"A twisted tale of American horror"

 

Zombieland: Double Tap"New zombies, same jokes"

 

Carmen Sandiego (Season Two)"Sins of the father"

 

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil"EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL"

 

Trick"Give me something good to stab (and stab and stab)"

 

Metallica: S&M²"Fight Fire With Fire"

 

LFF Harriet"Be free or die"

 

Gemini Man"Does whatever a gemini can"

 

LFF The Aeronauts"Reach for the sky"

 

NYFF Saturday Fiction"Life during wartime"

 

The Addams Family"Just be yourself (but not too much!)"

 
 
 
 
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