Review: Nocturne It’s not every day that I feel so disinterested in talking about a movie. Usually, regardless of the overall quality, I feel the ... By Jesse LabOctober 21, 20200 5 Movies
8.5 Featured NYFF Review: Nomadland Chloe Zhao’s The Rider played at the 2017 New York Film Festival (NYFF) and was released the following year. I never got a ... By Hubert VigillaSeptember 26, 20200
6.5 Movies Review: The Paper Tigers For one reason or another, the majority of Kung Fu films out there don’t feature stories about middle-aged heroes. While obviously actors like ... By Peter GlagowskiAugust 30, 20200
Movies This 2001: A Space Odyssey Covid-19 parody video is fantastic At the onset of the Covid-19 pandemic and subsequent quarantine, someone, somewhere in the mass of media I consumed five months ago said ... By Anthony MarzanoAugust 14, 20200
7.6 Movies Review: Lake Michigan Monster If there’s one term that annoys me more than anything when describing a film’s quality, it would be “B-movie.” The term is meant ... By Jesse LabAugust 4, 20200
Review: She Dies Tomorrow It’s an odd time to be releasing movies. Not only are movie theaters closed, all but cutting off the communal viewing experience, but ... By Anthony MarzanoJuly 29, 20200 7.4 Movies
6.2 Movies Review: Zombie For Sale The zombie movie is a genre that never quite dies. Like any infectious disease, it seems to fall dormant for a while before ... By Kyle YadloskyJuly 6, 20200
Movies Lake Michigan Monster smashes together The Lighthouse and SpongeBob SquarePants One of my favorite comfort-food films is Roger Corman’s 1957 “classic,” Attack of the Crab Monsters. It’s a bizarre and nonsensical ball in ... By Kyle YadloskyJuly 2, 20200
2.5 Reviews Review: Verotika Making a film so terrible that it somehow twists around on itself to become a work of art often takes an outsider’s total ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Epic Pictures acquires the US rights to Butt Boy, a thriller about stuff disappearing up a dude’s butt A butt-based thriller is squeezing toward release, and my undercarriage is clenched with excitement! Epic Pictures has nabbed the US rights to Butt ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200
Wrestlemassacre trailer is a backyard wrestling home movie but bloodier Let me start by saying the tagline for this movie is You Can’t Tap Out When You’re DEAD! which makes any slights against ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200 Trailers
News Shudder drops ultra-violent trailer for Blood Quantum Bleary-eyed but wired on caffeine at a 12-hour horror movie marathon last October, around two in the morning I saw a film that ... By Kyle YadloskyMay 25, 20200