Trailer: The Expendables 2


The official trailer for The Expendables 2 was just released, and it starts off with a bang – a Sly fingerbang, that is. More explosions! More violence! More one-liners! I like writing more than just the typical, “Hey, this trailer is out. Go watch it” kind of posts for trailer releases, but honestly… “Hey, this trailer is out. Go watch it.”

All I’ll have to say in terms of exposition is I hope the film is 90% action, 9% one-liners, and 1% story. Seriously, the cast is made up of a majority of the cast from The Expendables, including Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Dolph Lundgren; newcomers Chuck Norris, Liam Hemsworth, and Jean-Claude Van Damme; and with expanded roles for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis. Homies help homies.

I predict August 17th will be the manliest days ever. PORK RINDS, BUDWEISER, FOOTBALL, MEAT ON A CHARCOAL GRILL, AND SCANTILY-CLAD WOMEN.

[via IGN]