That title’s quite the mouthful, isn’t it?
The newest installment of the Twilight series is hitting theaters November 18th, and I’m certainly excited! I haven’t read the series myself, but if synopses are correct, this is the one where a fetus breaks all of Bella’s bones and then becomes the love interest of a werewolf. That is ridiculous. This whole thing is ridiculous. Seriously, check out the shot of Bella and Edward gettin’ it on in that trailer. He has his hands on the wall for stability and grips so hard the building starts to collapse around them. They’re either having quite a good time or Bella has some evolutionary advantages she isn’t telling us about.
Also, why are all these vampires on the beach? Aren’t they supposed to like darkness and mysterious-looking locales? Rio is the last place to come to mind when I think of vampires. Then again, when I think of Rio, I can pretty much only think of blue birds singing and dancing at this point. Either way, if you’re going to conceive a bone-crushing baby, I guess Brazil is as good a place as any.[via Collider]