You remember Death Note, right? No, I'm not talking about the critically-acclaimed anime, or its manga counterpart. I'm talking about the Adam Wingard directed, takes-place-in-the-US-Netflix-original-movie known as Death Note. The last time we were talking about it, a new trailer had just dropped, and this time, it's because there's a gorgeous new poster out.
Early this morning, director Adam Wingard had a short exchange with a Netflix PR account called, 'Ryuk,' named for the shinigami which follows Light Turner, the protagonist of Death Note, around in both the anime and this upcoming Netflix original. 'Ryuk' asked Wingard if he could reveal anything new for the upcoming film, and Wingard tweeted out a new poster featuring Ryuk himself.
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Because Hollywood is essentially a seething heap of worms mindlessly burrowing through recycled soil looking for fresh fodder, we're getting a second Syfy Tremors reboot, but this time with bacon!
Kevin Bacon will reprise the roll he first took on in 1990 in the original Tremors. Four direct to video movies, one 13 episode television series, and twenty-seven plus years later and he's back! Hopefully with his original Bon Jovi mullet intact. People love worms. In all varieties. People like watching worms do weird things, like live inside human beings, or grow to dinosaur size and terrorize entire towns. This is a surefire hit.
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Because the world wants Flixist to create a true clusterfuck label, here we go again.
If one searches back through our Ben Affleck Flixist timeline, one finds the following posts:
- April 13, 2016, Ben Affleck directing, starring in solo Batman film
- January 31, 2017, Ben Affleck will no longer direct the new solo Batman movie
- February 12, 2017, Matt Reeves in talks to direct Ben Affleck in The Batman
- February 13, 2017, Rumor: Ben Affleck does not want to play Batman anymore, negotiating with Warner Bros.
- February 19, 2017, Matt Reeves will not direct Ben Affleck in The Batman after talks break down
We can conclude several things from this: never believe anything you read. Never believe anything Ben Affleck says. Never believe anything Matt Reeves says. So, really, we shouldn't believe Matt Reeves this time when he says that Ben is definitely playing Batman in the new standalone DCU Batman film. Because Ben's directing and starring, but not directing any longer, and Matt Reeves may be taking over, but Ben's definitely trying not be Batman now that he's finally Batman, and Matt, being a fickle fellow who follows others easily has decided he doesn't want to direct the movie either, thank you Mr. Affleck!, only, just kidding Ben, it was a fake-out to make you really, truly give it up so that he could have it all to himself! (you just got Reevesed!), and because Ben also likes to follow others, well, he's back in the saddle too!
The DC Cinematic Universe is really getting its shit together, isn't it? Let's all take a moment to sigh / bang our heads into a wall / hold our breath / scream at the top of your lungs / close our eyes and hope it all just goes away / swear off comic movies forever / give up.
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The drama over the Han Solo stand-alone film continues. Last week, directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller were fired and soon replaced by reliable journeyman Ron Howard. Unfortunately this was six months into production. The directing duo had major creative differences with Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy and screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan over the tone of the movie, which led to this unexpected firing.
The Han Solo debacle between Lord & Miller and Lucasfilm seems like it was a bad match from the get-go, but for some reason no one did anything about it. It turns out the Han Solo movie may have also had some acting problems. With its Han Solo, no less.
According to a new piece by Kim Masters for Heat Vision/The Hollywood Reporter, Lucasfilm hired an acting coach for star Alden Ehrenreich, whose performance reportedly concerned Kennedy and others at Lucasfilm. THR notes that hiring an acting coach isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it's not really a good thing so late in production. Rumors from Star Wars News Net said Ehrenreich voiced concerns about Lord and Miller's directing style and how his performance was being molded by the duo. A source likened Ehrenreich's comedic performance to Jim Carrey's from the Ace Ventura films. All righty, then.
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Tranformers: The Last Knight is, well, a mess. Poor writing, poor pacing, poor Marky Mark, and is basically par for the course for the Transformers series. Yet, these things still make a ton of money. You might be wondering why folks are still drawn to these films despite being put through the ringer four times before, but there's hope yet...at least domestically.
It turns out Transformers: The Last Knight "only" tracked $69.1 million (nice) over its five day spread. It still took the top spot at the box office, and it's not like that much money is anything to scoff at, yet it still had the lowest debut in the series. Then there's China.
According to Variety, China -- who loved Transformers: Age of Extinction so much it became their highest grossing film ever -- doubled the domestic gross with an impressive $123 million opening weekend...bringing the overall total to $265.3 million after a single week. So even if the fever is dying out in the West, China could basically guarantee we'll see plenty more Transformers films and even that stupid Bumblebee origin story.
Find out how other North American releases did at the box office last weekend below.
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And there's your daily does of human being with its arm up to the shoulder in cow butt.
You're welcome! As noted when Pitch Perfect 3 dropped poster art a few days ago, I'm a fan of the series. That's a precursor to everything I'm going to say now.
Wow: there are flying sharks, fist fights, sausage nunchucks, and explosions. It looks like they're finally putting back some of the unexpected box office money into this franchise. Kudos. Go out on top Bellas. But what does any of this have to do with our sad Bellas? As usual, they start in a low place, with nothing going their way, but through togetherness, pull off the win (we think?).
The plot outside the usual, that they're competing against a band with instruments and original music seems thin. How's that a competition? Yes, it seems impossible because it's improbable. But I'll roll with it anyway as I expect to laugh like two year olds watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse; that is to say a lot.
The whole gangs back, with plenty of emphasis on Fat Amy--probably a good thing. What are your expectations? Leave us a comment after checking out the trailer below.
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Combing through nostalgic culture has become the norm, and unfortunately, so have the middling resulting projects. Audiences have, sadly, come to expect reboots to suffer as studios struggle to re-capture what made something popular in the first place. Yet somehow, a successful Planet of the Apes prequel trilogy came out of all of this mess. I certainly didn't expect to be sitting here, sixteen years after watching Mark Wahlberg punch monkeys in the face, gushing about how great this trilogy has been overall.
War for the Planet of the Apes is not as strong of a film as its predecessor, 2014's stunning Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, but it is the culmination of years of excellent work from everyone involved.
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The sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming was green lit the second Marvel and Sony decided to team up and bring Spidey into the MCU. I mean there's just no way it isn't going to make money and then the sequel will make money too, so why not get a head start on it. What is up in the air is how it will be received, and it sounds like no matter what the reception, director Jon Watts will be coming back.
Collider spoke with the film's producers who said that they are most likely going to be bringing back the previously untested director for the sequel. The early buzz is good (though it always is) so it makes sense that producer Amy Pascal would say, "He knocked it out of the park. We would be crazy [not to bring him back]. He did a wonderful job and the whole atmosphere of the movie, all the things that people like about it are the things he brought to it. He’s really special."
This is even more of a no-brainer considering the recent spate of directors who have not been able to handle big blockbusters. Phil Lord and Chris Miller are the most recent example, but most famous Josh Trank basically lost control of Fantastic Four. It's not a given that a talented indie director can take the helm of a blockbuster, so finding one who reportedly can keep his style while also wrangling a massive budget is key to hold onto.... read + comment
Jackie Chan fights Pierce Brosnan. Yeah, you read that right. The Foreigner has Jackie Chan vs. an evil 90s James Bond (so basically Sean Bean?), and it looks like a solid revenge thriller. Rather than Chan playing his usual happy-go-lucky self, the 63-year-old action icon plays against type. This looks more like a Liam Neeson role, with a little bit of Rambo in there.
In case you were wondering, Liam Neeson is 65 years old. Pierce Brosnan is 64 years old. (My age is none of your business,)
Give the trailer for The Foreigner a look below:
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Pitch Perfect has been an unexpectedly enjoyable franchise. It's irreverent, yet stays on point, and by and large does a wonderful job of staying in the realm of comedy while still having a story (as non-earth shattering as it may be). It's easy to remain excited about the third installment--whether it be to get your next dose of the Bellas, or to look for all those little asides, those gems, that become so highly reference-friendly post-viewing.
The first promotional poster for the film stays on point: we've got the cast, which makes sense, as it's definitely an ensemble story; it's clean--i.e., not a clusterfuck; it's stylish--way to make those Bellas look badass; and it's funny. That's easy to understand and easy to be onboard with. Way to keep us excited for this a cappella threepeat, Universal!
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All this week we've been getting scattered new images from Star Trek: Discovery as we get closer and closer to the show's September 24 premier date (the first episode will be aired on CBS with the rest on CBS's streaming service). We haven't jumped on too many as they've been single images that are kind of boring. However, this first look at a teleportation room deserves some comment.
This is the teleportation room for the U.S.S. Shenzhou (not the Discovery), but assuming all Federation ships have similar transport bays then it gives us an idea of what we will see. Even if they don't, it gives us an idea of the general design of the series, and... it just looks weird. We're supposedly in the TV show's timeline, not the new movie's one, but everything we've seen so far in terms of design just screams the movies. Say what you will about Enterprise, but they did a hell of a job making it feel like the designs of that show could eventually flow into the designs of the original series. Discovery is supposed to take place between those two or so, but it doesn't look like it fits at all.
Look, I realize they're updating this and they want to pull in audiences from the movies. To do that they'll probably need to lean a bit towards making things more like the movies. However, in a series where canon is so important and so incredibly large, be so blatantly out of sync in terms of design is worrisome for the show overall. Hopefully the few things we've seen actually feel like they fit into the Star Trek universe once the we actually see the show.... read + comment
Ana Lily Amirpour's A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night was a sparse yet stunning debut that overflowed with languid cool. So much of Girl Walks gets by on its moody/artsy posturing, which had shades of Jim Jarmusch's early work mixed with an arthouse pastiche of German expressionism and spaghetti western tropes. While it rarely said anything overtly, viewers could tease meaning and motive from its characters. Such is the power of a perfect shot. Amirpour picked her long takes and curated her music choices, which made for some simple yet genuinely transcendent moments.
It's too bad about Amirpour's new film, The Bad Batch. It does so many of the things that A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night does, but to lesser effect. Rather than Jarmusch and F.W. Murnau, Amirpour takes plenty of cues from the Mad Max series, A Boy and His Dog, and Alejandro Jodorowsky's cult classic El Topo. Yet these references feel like indie cred garnish on an empty plate.
Like its protagonist Arlen (Suki Waterhouse), The Bad Batch just sort of hangs out in the desert doing nothing much that matters.... read + comment
The news of the week has been the chaos surrounding the stand-alone Han Solo movie. Directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller were fired Monday after six months of production due to major creative differences. Yesterday Lucasfilm announced that Ron Howard will take over the film, though it's unclear how much of the movie he will reshoot and rework.
We're beginning to get more details about why Lord and Miller were nixed. Citing unnamed sources close to the production, Entertainment Weekly reported that Lord and Miller were making their kind of movie (i.e., Kessel Run Jump Street) rather than sticking to the Lawrence Kasdan/Jon Kasdan screenplay and guidelines from Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy (i.e., a western caper). EW puts it succinctly:
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The split was a subtle one that became magnified over time: Lucasfilm and producer Kennedy believed Lord and Miller were hired to add a comedic touch; Lord and Miller believed they were hired to make a comedy.
Jurassic World's Twitter account--yes--it has a Twitter account--took to the internet to proclaim to the world, in 140 characters or less: "Hear ye! Hear ye! Our second act, not being the first, shall be titled and known, from this day forth, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom." You know, if movies weren't rising or falling, something would be seriously wrong with the formula.
The accompanying poster fits the franchise theme well and is true to form, if not, again, formulaic. Which got our writers thinking, could there be altnerate titles for this genetically enhanced beast of a sequel? Verily. Minstrels, playeth that music funketh.
Matt: Jurassic Harder
Anthony: I'd say it could be Jurassic World 2: Electric Boogaloo, but we all know the electricity will fail at some point in the movie.
Hubert: Jurassic World 2: The Search for Curly's Gold
Drew: Jurassic World 2: I Still Know who you ate Last Summer
Rick: Jurassic World 2: 2 Legit 2 Quit
Matt: The Lost Park: Jurassic World
Hubert: Jurassic Park 5: Joy 2 the World
Hubert: Jurassic World 2: Sequelsaurus Rex
Rick: Jurassic World vs. Dinosharktopus!
Rick: Jurassic World of Seduction: Jurassic Orgy
Rick: Jurassic World 2: Jurass is Fantastic, Girl
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Earlier this week, Lucasfilm fired directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller from the young Han Solo movie. They were six months into production, but major creative differences led to an unexpected and unprecedented split. Today Lucasfilm officially announced that Ron Howard will step in as the new director. Production will resume on July 10th, and the still-untitled film is set for a May 28, 2018 release.
Obviously everything's okay now. Situation normal. They just had a slight director malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right now. They're fine. They're all fine there, now, thank you. How are you?
Even though I'm not interested in a Han Solo movie, it's unfortunate that this project took such a major stumble. I'm left wondering how much of Lord and Miller's material will make it to the final cut, and how Lord and Miller will be credited for their work. Ron Howard is maybe the most vanilla choice to finish the film. Best known for movies like Apollo 13 and Willow (a Lucasfilm production), he's always been a bit of a journeyman director. Yet that's not necessarily a bad thing. Howard is a reliable, experienced journeyman filmmaker, and the original Star Wars trilogy was essentially the work of journeyman directors. (Though could you imagine if David Lynch did Return of the Jedi instead of Richard Marquand.)
It's also important to keep in mind that while this sort of shake up could be bad, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story underwent major reshoots and restructuring, but it turned out good for what it was. (Gareth Edwards was the credited director of Rogue One, but veteran screenwriter/filmmaker Tony Gilroy helped rework and mold the film into its final form.)
Do you have a bad feeling about this? Do you want to see Ron Howard pop the space-clutch and tell the galaxy to eat his space-dust? Let us know in the comments.
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After the dismal response on the gritty Fantastic Four reboot from a few years back, the planned sequel that was supposed to come out this summer season was scrapped. Rather than let a single comic series go untapped, 20th Century Fox is planning to reboot the Fantastic Four series again but this time going for a more family friendly tone.
Not much is known about what the story will entail but rumors floating about on the internet liken the movie to The Incredibles with Sue and Reed's children getting into an adventure with the rest of the team "just along for the ride." LEGO Batman screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith has written the latest draft that is again rumored to be based on an Ultimate Fantastic Four story arc.
This could be exactly what the struggling series could need. With the core Marvel movies entering into a dark part of the story there will be an opening for a more lighthearted and family friendly story and Fantastic Four could fill that void. Also kids will go see anything if it's marketed right so this could be the best turn of events for the team. Just please bring back the Fantasticar alright?... read + comment
When Netflix first announced it was turning Wet Hot American Summer into a prequel TV series I popped some gum and made out like a bandit I was so excited. And then the show was just as weird and funny as the movie so I popped more gum. And now with this new trailer for the next season (is that what we're calling these?) I've got a full pack of gum shoved in my mouth and I'm ready to make out with it.
Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later is exactly what it sounds like, and that is wonderful. Of course, part of the charm of The First Day of Camp was that is was a prequel with a cast that was clearly older. Now everyone is actually around the right age for who they're playing. Still, it looks like things are staying pretty normal, and now we get to make fun of the 90s instead of the 80s.
The show ill premier on August 4th and has this wonderfully obvious plot description:
Welcome to the Camp Firewood 10 Year Reunion! From David Wain and Michael Showalter, the filmmakers that brought the original 2001 cult classic and the 2015 acclaimed prequel series by the same name, Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later is the hilarious new eight-part limited series starring the original cast, plus an all-star lineup of new cast members. 10 Years Older. 10 Years Hotter. 10 Years Wetter.
As reported by Yahoo news, David Fincher will be helming the yet unnamed sequel to Brad Pitt's 2013 blockbuster World War Z.
If you're a fan of Fincher's work, then you know that this isn't the first time these two have worked together. Some of Fincher's most influential and gritty films were brought to life with Brad Pitt as the star of both 1995's Seven and 1999's Fight Club. Their most recent collaboration was in 2008 with The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, proving that Fincher could not only craft expertly made thrillers, but deliver a romantic-fantasy-drama as well (are there a lot of those?)
Fincher had been in talks with Paramount for the past couple of months to direct, but there had been no word on what came of them up since April. Sure, it could've been ironing out the details, but it also could've meant stagnation, and neither side getting the terms they wanted. And, considering Paramount completely removed the sequel from its schedule in February, the circumstances surrounding the production didn't seem good.Thankfully, those fears have been put to rest. Fincher will direct, and Pitt will star.
This is the first sequel Fincher has directed since 1992's Alien 3, Fincher's directorial debut. Since that dumpster-fire of a film, Fincher has voiced his regret over ever making it due to the lack of artistic control he had. So, signing on to direct a sequel to WWZ, a movie which had numerous problems with studio interference, is kinda-sorta-maybe questionable. Still, Fincher is not the young director he once was, and hopefully he has more control over this production. I mean, the guy hasn't made a bad movie since his debut, so I'm staying optimistic.
What will be the key is Fincher's relationship with Pitt. He is Fincher's most used actor, with three films under his belt, and given that Fincher rarely uses an actor more than once, that's an impressive feat. Maybe their previous work together will benefit the film, but it's not like Fincher's films haven't worked without that element before.
Hopefully Paramount can restrain themselves enough to let these two create an astounding sequel that can eclipse the mediocrity of the first film. Until then, we'll keep looking for new developments on the subject.
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Because Hollywood is the land of opportunity [read: a complete and utter lack of originality] and audiences are so nuanced of taste and subtly responsive to the creative processes of their filmmakers [read: sheeple who will watch utter garbage to the tune of tens of millions of dollars] we're getting an eighth and probably not final Saw movie. Saw 7 was actually called Saw: The Final Chapter. And if it wasn't the final, because we're getting another, who can say what will happen next? Saw 9: The Directors Cut of Saw 1? I'd pay to see three extra minutes of Cary Elwes crawling down an abandoned corridors--post-amputation--only to bleed out. Right? Even the filmmakers seemed to have carefully deliberated whether or not to continue the franchise--after all, it will have been seven years since the last one!--they literally used to churn these out every year. Unfortunately, they went for it anyway.
The confirmed title for Saw 8 has been revealed to be Jigsaw, named after the villain of the franchise, who supposedly died back in Saw 3, but since final chapters aren't final chapters, maybe dead villains are live villains? We shall see. No word yet as to why the title graphic is a big puzzle. I'm flabbergasted. The thought processes of these people are beyond me--maybe it's sponsored by Milton Bradley?
What do you think: are puzzles still culturally relevant? When was the last time you completed one? Is a movie about a puzzle a good idea? Leave your comments below!
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It's been roughly a month since the last trailer for HBO's Game of Thrones dropped, but when you're hotly anticipating one of the best shows on TV, that wait can become an agonizing struggle. On top of that, GoT is premiering in summer rather than spring this year because of being delayed. Showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss cited needing to film in winter as the main cause (makes sense), but that wasn't going to make the wait any better. Thankfully, HBO released their second trailer for GoT Season 7 today, making the wait that much more bearable. It's the perfect kind of trailer, the kind that glimpses never before seen footage of the unsullied storming a major city, and of dragon-fire raining down on ships. There are even some story hints here, not enough to give away the plot, but enough to show us that yes, all the incredible characters and story-lines we've fallen in love with are about to smash into each other with nothing held back.
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Bong Joon Ho's Okja is coming to Netflix soon, but if you'd prefer to see the movie in theaters we've got the chance. It's one of those movies that does look great on the big screen, and seeing it with an audience should be a good time. Plus, you get to see it before it hits Netflix on the 28th. Seeing things early is always awesome.
As such you should go below and click the link to grab tickets to a screening tomorrow. Arrive early as this doesn't reserve you a seat. Come back and tell us how it is.... read + comment
News broke yesterday that the writer-directors of the forthcoming Star Wars Han Solo spinoff prequel were leaving the project. But things aren't always as they seem. The day began as any other for Phil Lord and Chris Miller. They'd successfully collected the bounty for both 21 Jump Street and The Lego Movie. The world was their oyster. And they thought they had a chance to collect another fat bounty--the bounty on Han Solo. All they had to do was get his rep, longtime LucasFilm producer Kathleen Kennedy, in a favorable position. They invited her to breakfast for croissants and espresso at the Mos Eisley cantina.
INT. MOS EISELY, CANTINA - DAY [a band of assorted creatures plays some upbeat music in background]
"Where's the money, Kathleen?" LORD-MILLER pantomimed as one.
"You'll get your money," KATHLEEN replied tersely. Tensions had been running high on set for weeks. These weirdos just didn't understand teamwork or how things were done at LucasFilm! Jar Jar was a great character, and if she wanted him to reappear as a Sith Lord in the new Han movie, then damnit, he would!
"Why don't you give it to us now?" Lord-Miller demanded, producing a blaster above the table, heaps of chocolate croissants and piping espresso.
"Well I don't have it now," Kathleen replied, rolling her eyes and shrugging in that way Han might. Suddenly, she knew what she had to do.
"We've been looking forward to this for a long time," Lord-Miller said, eyeing a large croissant hungrily. Spittle dribbled from the corner of their mouths.
"Me too," Kathleen replied in ice cold proclamation.
She pulled the trigger. Lord-Miller slumped over their plates, dead, as smoke from her blaster drifted from under the table.
Kathleen stood defiantly and shouted into the descended silence, "HAN SHOT FIRST, BITCH!" Before she darted past a pair of jawas and rushed out the door.
The band started up again.
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Transformers: The Last Knight is proof that Andy Kaufman is alive.
When the first film arrived it was a classic Michael Bay film. Yes, it was dumb, and full of stupid, but it had awesome action, and Optimus Prime, and it worked. Since then the films have spiraled out of control, but before The Last Knight I could believe that they were just making bad movies because they made a lot of money. The only way that this latest installment could have been made is if the entire franchise was just one long Kaufman joke.
A series of films getting progressively worse while destroying the childhood nostalgia of an entire generation. A comic punchline so terrible, and awful that it could only come from Andy Kaufman himself. A comic pastiche of everything wrong with blockbuster Hollywood slowly played out over decades. It has to be a massive joke, right? I cannot explain it any other way.
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In what could only be described as an answer to my prayers, a prequel of sorts to the 2014 breakout hit John Wick is being planned for TV. The kicker? It's all centered around The Continental hotels where no assassin business of any sort can be performed. Series creator Chad Stahelksi says of the show "It’s very tied to the film [in that] it’s about the Continentals all over the world, how certain people come into that world, and what happens in relation to those people, which is cool. I think the world is very vast, and everything I’ve heard from it is very positive."
As someone who loved the hell out of the first John Wick film but then only liked the world-expanding parts of Chapter 2 this is heaven sent for me. I also think there could be a lot of good stories told if done right, imagine an entire episode dedicated to the new bartender trying to get Winston's martini just the way he likes it? Perfection. Also this hopefully means we might see more Lance Reddick and maybe just maybe another TV show with Ian McShane and that's enough to sell me on the show week 1. As of now though there are no networks or stars attached to the project but there is already a rumor floating around that Keanu Reeves will pop in for a cameo.... read + comment
In totally unexpected news, Daniel Day-Lewis has decided to retire from acting. One of the finest actors of his generation, Day-Lewis' last onscreen role will be in Paul Thomas Anderson's The Phantom Thread, which comes out December 25th.
According to Variety, the 60-year-old actor gave no specific reasons for his decision to leave acting behind. Day-Lewis' spokeswoman, Leslee Dart, provided the following statement:
Daniel Day-Lewis will no longer be working as an actor. He is immensely grateful to all of his collaborators and audiences over the many years. This is a private decision and neither he nor his representatives will make any further comment on this subject.
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Scarlett Johansson, aka Scar-Jo, aka The Crimson Swedishman visited The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote her Rough Night (as rough as it proclaims; read all about it!). And somewhere along the way, fanboy Colbert got her off topic to drop tasty tidbits regarding Marvel, the Avengers, and Infinity War.
Once properly goaded, she stood up, and ripped off her shirt to reveal a full-back tattoo detailing all 32 characters who will appear in one massive melee in Avengers: Infinity War. Drop. That. Mic! That's dedication.
Or maybe she just let slide that the movie will have 60 or more characters, including the aforementioned movie poster-clusterfuck waiting to happen. This is the culmination of nearly a decade of work creating the Marvel Cinematic Universe; now nerds can sit back in theaters pleasuring themselves through holes in their own popcorn bins as sixty or more rock hard men and women in spandex wrestle with each other onscreen. God bless America.
Head to 8:20 for the tattoo reveal.
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I'll admit I'm a sucker for a good New York City story. Having grown up in the state that the Big Apple uses for a garbage deposit I've spent many days wandering around the city just breathing in the feeling of the city and thinking up stories for the people I pass. Having since moved away I now have to get the nostalgic feeling of being there through movies that use the city as a character and more than just a setting. It may only be a trailer but I get the feeling that The Only Living Boy in New York isn't going to scratch my desire to recreate the feeling of a cold winters day in NYC.
The movie looks to tell the story of a young college graduate who yearns for his best friends heart and enlists the help of his new neighbor. During the course of the courting he stumbles onto his fathers infidelity and suddenly his intentions shift from winning the heart of his friend to trying to get with his fathers lover? What?
With a reported 90 minute run time I have a sneaking suspicion that this will either be the fastest drama ever or it will suffer from trying to shove too much into such a short amount of time. I will however give it a chance because the director Marc Webb has forever earned my respect for the expectations/reality scene from (500) Days of Summer.
The Only Living Boy in New York will open in theaters on August 11th this year and stars Callum Turner, Kate Beckinsale, Pierce Brosnan, Cynthia Nixon, Kiersey Clemons, and Jeff Bridges.... read + comment
Pixar has made a name for itself these past few decades by delivering quality kids films that everyone can enjoy, regardless of age. Yet among those films, the Cars series is rarely included, and for good reason. The storytelling and jokes that Pixar is usually known for were lacking from the outset of the first Cars, and by Cars 2, they were downright terrible. It seemed that the series had become tiresome after just two outings (oh that's right, we've got puns over here), and content with selling toys for as long as people would race to buy them (oh no). While other Pixar movies were the wheel-deal (please stop) when it came to quality, the Cars films were spinning auto-control (Ka-chow!)
Yet here we are in 2017, six years after the last terrible installment in the series, with Cars 3. If you saw the trailers, then you know that this movie is trying to shed the series' mediocre reputation with an unexpected change in the premise. Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) has crashed, and almost everyone thinks he's done with racing for good. Now, it's up to him to prove to the world that he can still compete with the best of the best. This new premise gives the movie a slightly more serious tone, and a redemption story to boot.
So how is it? Surprisingly...good.
Director: Brian Fee
Release Date: June 16, 2016
Cars 3 takes a lot of chances, and for the most part, they pay off. Sure, the set-up is different than the past two films, but if you take a look under the hood (heh) more has changed than you could possibly know going in. The old cast of characters, save for Lightning McQueen, are kept at an arms length for the entire movie. Not even Mater (voiced by Larry the Cable Guy), who got nearly as much attention as McQueen in Cars 2, received more than five minutes of screen time. No, for this installment, the focus in on McQueen, and Cruz Ramirez (Cristela Alonzo), McQueen's trainer. I won't spoil anything, but the story takes some unexpected twists and turns that keep it fresh, and dare I say it, exciting. This is by far the best entry into the series yet, and it's thanks in large part to the strong storytelling throughout the film.
This superior story is felt immediately as the opening moments set the stage perfectly for the story being told. For the first time in this series, McQueen is a relatable character to the audience. He doesn't have the cockiness of the first movie, and isn't thrown into the weird spy hi-jinks of the second. He's just racing, and doing it with a few fellow contemporary racers who share his passion for the sport. However, when the antagonist, Jackson Storm (voiced by Armie Hammer) handily beats McQueen out of nowhere -- surprise surprise -- we start empathizing with McQueen's struggle to stay relevant among the rookies, and make a comeback after his massive crash. It isn't revolutionary storytelling, but it's executed better than it has any right to be, which is something the series lacked up until this point. If you're a parent seeing this movie with your kids, you're in for a movie that can entertain both you and your kids without resorting to slapstick or cheap humor.
Aside from the greatly improved storytelling, Cars 3 boasts several other notable improvements over it's predecessors, especially in the animation department. Everything from the lighting, environments and effects has a semi-realistic sheen to it. These are the realest fake-cars you've ever seen, and while that seems like an odd bit of praise for a movie where those same cars have big cartoon eyes (it is), it gives the action on screen a convincing feel to it. This is as pretty as a Cars movie can get, and, sans cartoon eyes, everything on display here looks gorgeous and realistic. There's also the addition of McQueen's new sponsor, Sterling (voiced by Nathan Fillion), and if you like Fillion, then strap in. Sterling is a charming businessman who, at the end of the day, only really cares about his business...and Fillion sells this character like no one else could. Seriously, if you like Nathan Fillion enough, this one addition will make this movie for you. Besides that, this movie also makes several meta jokes about the series as a whole. It's refreshing to see such a tired franchise like Cars briefly poke fun at itself, and move on to deliver a more satisfying movie.
There are still a handful of things that hold Cars 3 back. While I personally enjoyed the more thoughtful moments present in the film, the humor is very dull overall. What's worse is that nearly all the jokes aimed at kids are terrible. At best the kid-friendly humor is forgettable, and at worst it warrants a cringe. I appreciate what director Brian Fee did to make this movie watchable and even enjoyable to adults, after all Cars 3 has good theming, a few great scenes and some enjoyable adult humor. But I feel sorry for any kids who came to this movie expecting there to be funny jokes that weren't about Lightning McQueen being old.
Old man jokes comprise more than half the humor here, and it gets, uh, old after a sort-of funny sequence at a training facility. There also isn't a lot of work put into making Jackson Storm an interesting antagonist. Here's literally everything you need to know about Storm, he's fast, and he's a dick. That's it, really. I know tons of movies out there today suffer from bad villains, but it would've really benefited Cars 3 to have an interesting antagonist of its own. Most redemption stories have a cool or captivating rival for our hero to focus their energy on, but that focus just isn't present here. For most of the movie, you aren't even thinking about the Florida 500 McQueen is going to race in, you're enjoying the characters, and McQueens journey. The story is good, and the new characters are fun, but the one-dimensional Storm simply doesn't bring the thunder (oh, you thought the puns were gone?)
Still, walking out of the theater, I was pleasantly surprised. The story that our characters embark on isn't incredible, but it's told exceptionally well. Cars 3 is a movie about not only knowing your strength, but finding it, and defining who you are with it. It's a solid redemption movie, and leagues ahead of either of the previous movies in the series. If you're looking for a movie to take your kids to, this is the one. Even if the humor might not be up to par with other kids films, you'll find yourself having a good time, and leave feeling that it was well-spent.... read + comment
Like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Fight Club before it, Big Trouble in Little China is getting the sequel comic treatment and it's being co-written by the master of the cult himself, John Carpenter. Titled Old Man Jack, the comic is set in a literally hellish 2020 and will tell the story of how Jack will venture forth out of his home in Florida to confront Ching Dai who has broken the barriers between earth and hell. It is unclear whether this comic will follow the same continuity of the last comic series that involved Jack Burton, but from what the author is saying this will be "the final ride in the Pork-Chop Express"
The comic will be co-written by Anthony Burch who also worked on the Borderlands video game series and will be penciled and colored by Jorge Corona who has worked on Teen Titans Go, and We Are Robin. The limited series will run for 4 issues and be published by BOOM! Studios starting in September.
[Disclaimer: Anthony Burch is a former writer for Flixist's video game affiliate website Destructoid]... read + comment
A Flixist team member who shall remain anonymous perhaps said it best: "How did [Daddy's Home] get a sequel?" It's a question we imagine many of you have said on more than one occasion. Don't deny it. It's OK. We've all been there. And then, one day, you're bored. Maybe you've tossed one or two back. You're overworked. Stressed. You start thinking crazy things. Maybe, just maybe, you'll go and see that sequel: sure, it looks like shit, but you deserve a break--and hey, the first one wasn't that bad. So you like to your spouse, or girl/boy-friend. Say you're headed out the library to do a little research on the ol' novel. But you hightail it to the dirt mall for that discounted ticket. Sure, the picture's not as strong, the popcorn flavor's a little off--is that oregano?--and the Coca Cola leaves you with a splitting headache the next day, but it's worth it. You're looking out for your family by saving two bucks. You're justified. And you settle down in your seat. Real low so that no one sees you. Not that it matters; plenty of people go to the movies alone. Look--look at that weird guy (is he reaching in his waistband for a gun--his dick--no, no. This isn't Colorado. You're totally safe)--he's just a person. Not a weird person. A person like you just wanting to get away from it all for a goddamn minute and --
And multiply that by several million other assholes who can't stick to our high and mighty convictions about what's good, bad, and deserves a sequel and yes, yes this has a sequel. Check out the trailer and let us know if all hope is lost ... or not. [Take the scale as big or small as you like.]... read + comment