Aubrey Plaza to voice Grumpy Cat in upcoming Grumpy Cat movie

Sep 18
Look, the world doesn't need a Grumpy Cat movie. Grumpy Cat was fun for like a week in 2012. Besides, basically all cats are grumpy, that's why they're so great. Anyway, regardless of what I think, a Grumpy Cat Lifetime Chris... read
F**king Wings photo
F**king Wings

Trailer for Disney's Planes knockoff, Wings is not a joke

F**king Wings.
Jul 26
In one of the weirdest moves in recent home video history, we have the newest trailer for Lionsgate's Wings. Wings is a ripoff of Planes, a Disney direct to home video sequel to Cars that is getting released in theaters... read

Video: behind the special effects in Fast & Furious 6

Jun 04
Part of what has made the Fast & Furious franchise thrive under Justin Lin's direction is his insistence on filming as much real action in-camera as possible. In other words, (spoilers, I suppose) for the final chase sce... read

Atlus Shrugged Part 3 is indeed coming

Denial in the face of reality is kind of sad
Mar 26
A long while ago we reviewed Atlus Shrugged Part 1 and for a solid chunk of time it was the worst reviewed film on the site. It failed miserably at the box office. Like, really miserably. Undaunted, its right wing produc... read
Escape Reboot photo
Because they've rebooted everything else
If it happened in the 80s we need a new one of it now seems to be the mantra of Hollywood at the moment. Next up for "revival" is Escape From New York and everyone's favorite badass, Snake Pliskken. Joel Silver and Studi... read feature


Kevin Smith considers Clerks sequel book rather than film

An episodic look at Dante and Randall with emphasis on "audience interactivity"
Feb 19
Kevin Smith has been mulling a Clerks sequel for a bit. At the end of 2012, it seemed like the only missing piece was Jeff Anderson (Randall) signing on. But then the project kept morphing, from a film, to a web series, to a ... read

Flixistentialism 02 - Dre's Two Circumcisions

One was by accident, the other on purpose
Dec 21
Flixistentialism is back folks, now with slightly improved audio. On this episode I tell the story of my two circumcisions (that's right...TWO!) and we give my dick the most awesome name EVER. We also discuss holiday movies,... read
Because nothing says 'bad guy' like a skirt and a helmet
I've read probably hundreds of thousands of comics in my lifetime, starting at the ripe young age of four and half with issue #21 of Archie Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures and having most recently completed Av... read feature


MacFarlane confirms Family Guy movie is still happening

Dec 03
Now that Seth MacFarlane's Ted has gone on to become a reasonable success, he pretty much has free reign to do whatever he pleases (much like how he owns Fox's entire Sunday evening lineup). With this much power and mone... read

WB interested in Casablanca 2, incites global facepalming

The greatest love story ever told! Again!
Nov 05
A long-standing joke about creatively soulless Hollywood executives has a young buck standing up and proposing a sequel to the 1942 Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid Bergman classic, Casablanca. Inevitably, that joke is now threatening ... read

MGM continuing Twilight without Pattinson or Stewart

OMG WTF no more R-Patz K-Stew Robsten Pattinswart ohs noes!!!
Oct 18
Everyone loves R-Patz and K-Stew, correct? Him with his stupid hair and shiny face, her with her grumbly countenance and sloppy posture. Truly, 'tis a love story for the ages, except for when she cheated on him with a forty-y... read

First image of Scary Movie 5 confirms it will be terrible

Sep 21
You know how every Scary Movie is supposed to have a random celebrity cameo who has no business being in movies? Like how Scary Movie 3 had Pamela Anderson, Scary Movie 4 had Dr. "My PhD is For Realsies" Phil, or th... read

Trailer: A Christmas Story 2

Sep 06
Here's a trailer for the razzafrackin' direct-to-video sequel to A Christmas Story. Looks like Santa Claus has left a steaming Blitzen-sized deuce in humanity's collective stocking. Behold the synopsis: Years after realizin... read

I watched a clip of Rock of Ages so you don't have to

Jun 12
Are you looking forward to Rock of Ages? Hang on, let me stop you right there. If you were about to say, "Why yes!," then I've got some unfortunate news for you. You're an idiot. I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell yo... read

Listen to Tom Cruise warble Def Leppard in Rock of Ages

May 17
Is "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard your favorite song? Wait, seriously, it is? Really? Can I have a long conversation with you? I'm not a therapist or anything, but I think it's for the good of medical science that pe... read

Scary Movie 5 has a 'plot', no Anna Faris

May 08
The Scary Movie series didn't start well and has been getting worse ever since, with its only conceivable merit being the dedication of star Anna Feris to the trademark gross-out 'humour'. Even Faris seems to have realised th... read

Human Centipede 3 to feature chain of 500+ people

Mar 14
More details have emerged about The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). The epic finale of ultimate vileness will apparently feature a chain consisting of 500+ people. To quote our own Alex Katz, "[This] fits with my theory t... read

Check out this creepy Disney Princess torture porn

Feb 20
There are a lot of different types of princess fan art out there, and a lot of it portrays a more dystopian viewpoint. I'm a big fan of Dina Goldstein's Fallen Princesses collection. It's a dark look at a more modern princess... read

Matt Lieberman to write doomed Short Circuit remake

Feb 03
As a kid, I really loved the Short Circuit movies. In fact, I still love them -- Short Circuit 2 is a fine example of a sequel that surpasses the original, and Johnny 5 is my favorite robot in a live-action movie. He's so wel... read

Trailer: The Dictator

Dec 14
In The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen's newest venture, he plays a presumably Middle-Eastern dictator who comes to America for the first time - Arabic gibberish and jokes ensue. Apparently the other half of the movie will be ab... read

Trailer: Alvin and the Chimpmunks: Chipwrecked

Oct 14
This? This right here? This is why we can't have nice things for our children. [MSN, via /Film] read

Underground filmmaker George Kuchar dies at age 69

Sep 07
The underground and experimental cinema community lost one of its great founding members. George Kuchar died last night at the age of 69. Most remembered for his lo-fi yet outrageous films, George, along with his twin brother... read

KatzSmith Productions, made up of David Katzenberg and Seth Grahame-Smith, just signed a two-year film production deal with Warner Bros. Along with a collection of original projects, the two have big plans for Beetlejuice 2. ... read feature


Drafthouse Films to distribute post-apocalyptic DDR film

Aug 01
Technically, it's called Beat-Beat Revelation in the film, but let's not split hairs. Drafthouse Films, which is owned by the folks that own the infamous Alamo Drafthouse, has bought the rights to The FP, the aforementio... read

Sarah Palin film hitting VOD & PPV after making $101,000

Jul 25
What do Undefeated and Troll Hunter have in common? They're both movies you've probably never heard of since they've each earned less than $200,000 in theaters so far. They're also both about trolls that no one should fear. D... read

Trailer: Jack and Jill

Jul 08
So this is it. Adam Sandler has finally reached the point in his career where all he's got left is drag. It happened to Martin Lawrence, it happened to Eddie Murphy, and now it's happened to Canteen Boy. Adam Sandler plays b... read

TMNT producer buys rights to animated Cabbage Patch Kids

Jun 15
Sorry, I don't want to Risk spending too much time on this Trivial Pursuit of our nostalgia wallets, but I've got a raging Clue that Cabbage Patch Kids is far being numero Uno in Life when there's a Monopoly of board game mov... read

First look at the Farrelly brothers' Three Stooges cast

May 26
With the four pictures in the image gallery below, we finally have our first look at The Three Stooges. It might not be much to look at, but let's take this opportunity to recap and share our expectations with everyone, becau... read

My mother recently got a new Samsung high-def TV, so of course I was the one tapped to set it up right. It came with an option, "auto motion plus," that was turned on be default. A selling point of the system, it messed with ... read feature


Trailer: The Millennium Bug

Apr 05
At the beginning of the millennium, a great fear gripped our nation. That fear, of course, was a giant bug-monster ripping our flesh to shreds, and possibly breaking our computers or something. Many of us still have not over... read

Time Bandits to be remade as family friendly crap

Mar 31
Can you guys hear that wet, slopping sound? That's the bottom of the intellectual barrel getting licked clean after a good scraping. Producers Guy Collins and Michael Ryan are currently in talks to develop a reboot of Terry G... read

Starfleet Academy promises new stories, reaction images

Mar 21
Space Young Adult fiction, the final frontier. Fans of the J.J. Abrams reboot of Star Trek (at least, the younger ones) will be psyched to know that the new book series Starfleet Academy will fill their minds with the untold ... read

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