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Flixistentialism 30 - Milkboarding

This is it guys ... the final episode of Flixistentialism as we know it. The gang plus some old (white) faces of Flixist past get together and reminisce on this long journey of a podcast we've all embarked on. There's fantasy wrestlers, mil...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 29 - Rock Lobster

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, the guys discuss Sisqo's career, religious thongs, the whereabouts of Josh Hartnet and the beauty that is Selma Blair's hair.

 
 
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Flixistentialism 28 - Aquaman Escobar

On this episode of Flixistentialism, the cast become lead buddies and leave Geoff out, Liz hates whimsy with a passion, and Nick creates a new sex move involving Dr. Pepper. We also talk Entourage movie, The Raid sequel, Zero Charisma and m...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 27 - Dre Claus(e)

On this long awaited episode of Flixistentialism ... the guys catch up and try to do this whole "podcasting" thing another go, discuss all the movie related stuff missed during the hiatus, Liz explodes the universe (and boobies), Geoff defe...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 26 - Jocks VS Nerds

On this "live" episode of Flixistentialism, the guys recap all the changes that happened in the new world order that took place in the future present such as the role reversal of genders, and jocks/nerds and discuss our newfound abilit...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 25 - Butt Bots

We have a bro cast on this weeks episode! (BA-BA-BA-BROOOO CASSSTTT)Dre and Nick reach out to Geoff amidst his vacation in Japan and get all the stories about Japan's little eccentricities. On the film front, we fawn over Vin Diesel/Dwayne ...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 24 - Manpaste

On this specially angry episode of Flixistentialism, the guys rant about Spike Lee's kickstarter, Dre has an aneurism when he finds out Robocop will be PG 13, we fantasize about Batman and Superman eating ice cream, we ponder what the f*ck ...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 23 - Sleepy Dre and His Noise Hole

On this demented episode of Flixistentialism ... Dre is sleepy, Nick starts babbling about revenge cars (!?) and Liz accuses people of pooping in their pants when all they did was fart. Also, we talk about Pacific Rim, the Old Boy trailer a...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 22 - Pack Rim

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, we start a pirate gang, voice our concerns over Pacific Rim's upcoming box office numbers, the ettiquette of watching a movie on vacation, the Ender's Game boycott, fake gamer girls and a little mi...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 21 - Turtle Goofy

On this patriotic episode of Flixistentialism... Dre starts a gang, Liz gets shot for being in a gang, Nicholas discusses his deep rooted hatred for Planes and his affinity for The Little Mermaid. We also discuss a bit of Man of Steel, Pixa...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 20 - I Know What Nick Did This Summer

On today's episode of Flixistentialism, we mourn the loss of James Gandolfini and on a completely unrelated note find out what Nick has been up to this summer (HINT: not killing celebrities). Also, we gab about Man of Steel, This Is The End...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 19 - Bird Men

On this episode of Flixstenialism, the guys start a new religion, we introduce a new segment (complete with theme song) and a old Chicago insurance commercial gives Dre the heebie jeebies.

 
 
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Flixist Movie Club: Fast and Furious 6-cast

It's here guys. Get your fill of fastness, furiousness, sixes, headbutt torpedos, family values and sexual tension. It's finally here, a podcast dedicated to the greatness that is Fast and Furious 6.

 
 
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Flixistentialism 18 - X-Bone

On this episode of Flixistentialism, we talk about the new X-Box One, Nick teaches you how to play it cool with the ladies, we fawn over the wonderment that is Leonardo DiCaprio and discuss what it means for your film to be liked/hated in t...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 17 - Rocket Surgery

On today's episode of Flixistentialism we exchange Geoffalia recipes, talk our over excitement for Fast Six, figure out why Vin Diesel won't let Riddick die, discuss Zach Braff's kickstarter tom foolery and also answer some listener questio...

 
 
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Flixist Movie Club - Evil Dead Cast

It's been long awaited (I think) and it's finally here! That's right folks ... Flixist Movie Club is back! Andres & Nick are joined by El Jefe Matthew Razak and we sit down and discuss the latest Evil Dead remake/sequel/thingy. We draw ...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 16 - Noodles

On the Sweet 16 episode of Flixistentialism whilst waiting for Liz Bones, Dre and Geoffrey teach young Nick how to masturbate and harmonize using sultry R&B and squirt noises. When Liz arrives, we finally settle down and actually talk m...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 15 - The Wonderful World of Tyler Perry

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism, I spoil the madness that is Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, I fall in love with just saying Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, we talk Sp...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 14 - Snail

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism ... we come up with rap names, we fantasize about what we would do in the universe of the upcoming movie The Purge (AKA Crime Day), we rate girls in terms of pizza and Geoff unveils how he "does" s...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 13 - Skydive Suicide Pact

On this week's episode ... we're joined by the ghost of former podcast host Alex Katz, diagnose Geoffrey of his illness, talk Springbreakers and come up with the coolest way to kill yourself.

 
 
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Flixistentialism 12 - Doctor Mermaid

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism: Nick talks about his recent date, we learn the true meaning of handshakes, Geoffrey divulges the prices of milkshakes and we discuss some SXSW stuff. Remember kids ... if you need dating advice fr...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 11 - Birds and Bees

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, we teach our young listeners about the birds and the bees, Nick kiss and tells about his date with Olivia Thrilby, we try to tell the difference between the Thor brothers and other white people, an...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 10 - Poop Taco

On this weeks episode of Flixistentialism, Nick becomes the new new old Nick, we swear to pineapples, Geoffrey purchases a questionable taco, we discuss The Oscars, and we uncover a dark dark secret about Geoffrey that drives Nick to the br...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 09 - Dave Coulier

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism we discuss the Oscars, the glaring fact that Seth MacFarlane's Ted just isn't that funny and the proposition of another Toy Story movie. Most important of all, we discuss Dave motherf**ckin' Coulie...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 08 - Butt Fries

Oh boy. So on this episode ...we celebrate being single on Valentine's Day by getting drunk and talking movies. Also, Nick sings a sweet rendition of Sisqo's "The Thong Song. I'm a little drunk as I write this and I'm not quite sure what ha...

 
 
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Don't leave us alone on Valentine's Day, ask questions

Considering the cast consists of young, sexy, single casanovas who look down upon the idea of a pre-ordained holiday celebrating those who have fallen into the shackles of relationships ... Me, Liz, Nick and Geoffrey decided we would much r...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 07 - Breast Milk

On this Lizbeth-less episode of Flixistentialism: Geoffrey discovers the dangers of breast milk, Nicholas is comically oblivious to someone who has a crush on him, and Dre slowly loses his patience/sanity. Plus, they discuss Warm Bodies, Pe...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 06 - Catfist

On this week's episode of Flixistentialism, we discuss "catfisting," Nick threatens to "wreck stuff," and we continue our latest trend of actually discussing movies. Also, Nick is a monster.

 
 
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Flixistentialism 05 - Moan

Because Lizbeth was running late to the podcast ... Geoff, Nick, and Dre decided to start recording without her and all hell broke loose. You know, the kind of hell in which WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MOVIES ON A MOVIE PODCAST! The horror ... w...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 04 - Sea Men

This week on Flixistentialism: Post Golden Globes discussion (sorta)! I was originally going to scrap this episode because it seems I was having some mic problems that none of my cohorts bothered to tell me about ... but alas there's just t...

 
 
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Flixist Movie Club: Djangocast

Flixist Movie Club has returned folks and this time we're discussing Django Unchained. Join me, Geoff, Liz, Nick, and special guest Alec as we discuss Tarantino's latest opus, awkwardly drop N-Bombs and getting down to the nitty gritty...

 
 
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Recording Djangocast tonight! Ask us questions

That's right, we're recording Da-Jangocast (the D is not silent in our case) as our first Flixist Movie Club of 2013. For the uninitiated, Flixist Movie Club is a special time when we take our unfocused disheveled podcast and turn it into a...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 03 - CrazySexyEctoCooler

Though I somehow managed to misplace the first 10 minutes of the show (it might be under a couch cushion), we still got a jam packed bro's night out of a podcast. We discuss Geoff's specific type of dyslexia, my secret desire to do opium an...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 02 - Dre's Two Circumcisions

Flixistentialism is back folks, now with slightly improved audio. On this episode I tell the story of my two circumcisions (that's right...TWO!) and we give my dick the most awesome name EVER. We also discuss holiday movies, strip clubs, S...

 
 
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Flixistentialism 01 - Boners

Here it is folks ... the first episode of Flixistentialism. After many issues with getting the recording to work properly and the ongoing struggle of dealing with Skype's sound quality, the dejected crew consisting of Andres Bolivar, Liz Ru...

 
 
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The Flixist Show 43: The end of a smutty, smutty era

END?! That's right! This episode of The Flixist Show is the final episode for a little bit of time. We're experiencing a bit of a reboot, after we take a brief hiatus, and we decide to close this chapter of The Flixist Show with a jam-packe...

 
 
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Flixist Movie Club: Loopercast

It's the return of the Flixist Movie Club, this time dissecting Rian Johnson's Looper! Surprisingly, this is a very coherent, not-disturbing show, so if you're looking for someone to get raped, it's sadly not going to happen. Sadface. Join ...

 
 
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The Flixist Show 42: A cottage on Ryan Gosling's balls

Man, you guys love asking us about balls. This week, we talk some about our awesome Sinister screening, come really close to intellectual discussion, and then Jenika describes her dream home on Ryan Gosling's ballsack.  Find ...

 
 
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The Flixist Show 41: U can't hate a colour

We've got a particularly short show tonight, but that doesn't mean we don't talk about butts a whole hell of a lot. Between anus discussion, we gab about the new Justice League movie and superhero continuity, a little on The Master, and, of...

 
 
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The Flixist Show 40: Check out that Hamm!

We talk a lot about dicks this episode. Jon Hamm's dick, little person dick, all kinds of dicks. I think this is one of our most unfocused shows yet. We also try to talk about TIFF and Christina Hendicks in fetishwear, but we're derailed on...

 
 




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