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Fangboner trailer accidentally pees all over your face

I don't know how many people there are like me in the world (that I haven't tracked down and murdered by now), but if you happen to be anything like me then sometimes you sit down and think, "Man, I've watched too many good movies, lately....

 
 
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Review: Rondo

Rondo is a weird blend of half-intentional and half-probably-not-intentional weirdness, humor, and spectacle. Sometimes actors forget to act and just say their lines. Sometimes they gleefully nosh the scenery like it's made of cotton candy....

 
 
 
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Meat is murder in trailer for The Young Cannibals

Don't you just hate it when you and your mates are out camping at a secluded site and here comes this old man trundling along offering some fat and delicious burgers, but then you find out that they're actually made of human flesh and now ...

 
 
 
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Review: Mermaid's Song

I will be very honest and say I only decided to review Mermaid's Song because it meant I could see it for free. I had no prior knowledge of this movie before Tuesday, but you never turn down free. Unfortunately, I forgot there tru...

 
 
 
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Review: Sunset Society

There's a moment in Sunset Society in which a vampire is about to have sex with a girl. The second he opens his jeans fog rolls out. At first you think it's his own personal penis fog, but soon the dude turns completely into fog, and thi...

 
 
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Review: Terrordactyl

With a clever pun served on a silver platter, Terrordactyl presents itself as a straight to video B-movie masterpiece ready to absorb two hours of your Saturday night. Hoping that prehistoric mayhem might be delivered with heaping extras of...

 
 
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Trailer: Manborg

Honestly, there's not much to say about this one. It's a film called Manborg and it looks like a film called Manborg. Because I've never actually seen it, I'm kind of hesitant to say it's actually a real thing because it just looks li...

 
 
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Halloween gets another remake, this time on the cheap

Indie director Derek Hill wants to remake John Carpenter's horror classic Halloween, not really caring about the fact that the series was rebooted a mere 4 years ago by Rob Zombie. How does he plan to compete with such a big-budget tale of ...

 
 
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Octomom to have another baby...WITH SATAN! (or something)

Remember that episode of South Park, the one where Cartman saw something so funny that he 'blew his funny fuse' and couldn't find anything else funny? I fear that has just happened to me. You see, Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, is ...

 
 




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Men in Black: "Oh, they have crap overseas too!"

 

The Dead Don't Die"Shambling wreck or full of brains?"

 

Shaft"Shut cho mouth!"

 

Diamantino"Ignorance is bliss"

 

The Fall of the American Empire"Big ideas, bad ideas, muddled ideas"

 

The Secret Life of Pets 2"A move with the attention spa... SQUIRREL!"

 

Dark Phoenix"Rising from ashes or better off soot?"

 

The Last Black Man in San Francisco"An ode to a home slipping out of grasp"

 

Changeland"Seth Green goes to Thailand"

 

Rocketman"I'm still standing"

 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters"Call me when they add Jet Jaguar"

 

The Cleaning Lady"Expect the expected"

 

Rondo"A little blood never hurts"

 

Free Trip To Egypt"Not a ploy to sell you into sex slavery"

 

Domino"Line 'em up"

 

The Perfection"A blood and vomit duet"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 3 - "Fear and Loathing..."A weird space comedy you didn't know you wanted"

 

Aladdin"Touch nothing but the lamp!"

 

Brightburn"What if Superman was evil, but also boring?"

 

Made in Abyss: Wandering Twilight"May your journey overflow with curses and blessings"

 

Avengement"Bone-breaking Brits"

 

Aniara"How grim it is, one's detonation."

 

All is True"To die, to sleep - no more"