I could really go for a good air hockey movie. I mean, they made Dodgeball, and that Balls of Fury movie that no one saw. Why not a flick about air hockey?
Maybe I’ll make that myself. It’ll be about a man who overcomes adversity to learn how to hit a little white disc with a slightly larger white nipple thing and become the talk of his small town in some unassuming American town. But then he gets cancer and has to play his final match in a weakened state. He loses, but the entire crowd at Heinz Field gives him a standing ovation.
I am a master of cinema.
Review: Scream 4
Weekend Watchlist: Tell us your picks!
Ellen Page in new Woody Allen film with Jesse Eisenberg
Tom Hanks cast in the Wachowski’s Cloud Atlas
Sony grabs the rights to continue distributing Bond films
2011 Cannes Film Festival lineup revealed
Lars von Trier reveals new Melancholia details
How to make a movie: step one – read this flowcart
Rufus Sewell is villain in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Neil Gaiman’s American Gods to become an HBO series
Tomasz Opasinski on technology and movie advertising
Dark Knight Returns to be animated
Trailers and Video:
Trailer: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Flix for Short: The Pig Farmer
Watch the first production video diary from The Hobbit
Trailer: The Three Musketeers 3D
Inglourious Ponies mixes Tarantino and My Little Pony
Trailer: Sleeping Beauty (NSFW)
Trailer: Cowboys & Aliens
Trailer: Casa de mi Padre
Flix for Short: The Thomas Beale Cipher