After the Credits: Air Hockey


I could really go for a good air hockey movie. I mean, they made Dodgeball, and that Balls of Fury movie that no one saw. Why not a flick about air hockey?

Maybe I’ll make that myself. It’ll be about a man who overcomes adversity to learn how to hit a little white disc with a slightly larger white nipple thing and become the talk of his small town in some unassuming American town. But then he gets cancer and has to play his final match in a weakened state. He loses, but the entire crowd at Heinz Field gives him a standing ovation.

I am a master of cinema.

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