After the Credits: Scarlett, famous actress


Twitter told me that something happened with film and television actress and serious musician Scarlett Johansson today. Her name appeared in the online filth repository known as “Trending Topics” which I naturally did not click on, so I will instead give my version of what happened.

ScarJo woke up this morning and logged in to AOL to find that it was in fact yesterday, and she was sitting alongside herself, at least yesterday’s version of her. So she freaked out for a while and took a picture of herselves, which she accidentally uploaded to Twitter, which then became viral. Not only was she embarrassed by her technological blunder but also by her unwitting reveal of the possibility of time travel and the simultaneous existence of the present and past self.

Actually, I know exactly what happened. Please don’t tell me. Or show me.

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