Twitter told me that something happened with film and television actress and serious musician Scarlett Johansson today. Her name appeared in the online filth repository known as “Trending Topics” which I naturally did not click on, so I will instead give my version of what happened.
ScarJo woke up this morning and logged in to AOL to find that it was in fact yesterday, and she was sitting alongside herself, at least yesterday’s version of her. So she freaked out for a while and took a picture of herselves, which she accidentally uploaded to Twitter, which then became viral. Not only was she embarrassed by her technological blunder but also by her unwitting reveal of the possibility of time travel and the simultaneous existence of the present and past self.
Actually, I know exactly what happened. Please don’t tell me. Or show me.
Cosplay from Disney’s D23 Expo
Review: The Skin I Live In
Write us a community blog and win X-Men First Class!
Movie timeline infographic predicts the future
Thank Christ, a Highlander reboot is happening
The Book of Mormon to leap from stage to screen
Cloud Atlas obtains Hugh Grant
ET and Indy Blu-rays coming soon, ET is original cut
Last Exorcism director to direct Game of Death remake
New images, facts, and character bios from The Muppets
Samuel L Jackson confirmed for Django Unchained
JJ Abrams confirmed for Star Trek 2
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy talk about The Muppets
Logan’s Run remake not influenced by the original
Ashley Greene starring in Charles Dickens adaption
Dark Shadows set photos, Johnny Depp looks ridiculous
Netflix Now: Christian Movie Edition
Gosling still wants to direct, must learn more first
The Sitter receives viral voicemails
The Darkest Hour motion poster