Hey guys and gals! Remember me? I’m the man the Internet forgot, whose existence was sequestered to a lonely island called, “A New Apartment Where The Landlord Forgot to Give Us Access To The Supply Closet Where The Cable Box Was That The Nice But Extremely Awkward Man From The Cable Company Needed To Gain Access To In Order To Give Us Internet Service Leading To A Series Of Frustrating Phone Calls And An Uncomfortably Long Wait That Finally Came To An End When The Nice But Extremely Awkward Man Returned Today To Access The Now Unlocked Supply Closet and Provide To Us The Internets.” Don’t worry about memorizing the name. I’ve converted the island to a parking lot where I keep dead mules.
So, now that I’m back, let me tell you what happened while I was away: a lot. Too much to recap, in fact. Rather than break my control, c, and v keys, I shall instead provide to you a recap of normal size. As they say, “Go big or go home.” I’m going home.
If you’d like to share your favorite memories from what shall now forever be known as “Andrew’s Cry Cry Unhappy Time 2011,” please do so in the comments without restraint or remorse. Or pants.
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Olivia Wilde interview on her & Leslie Mann nude scenes
Trailers and Video:
Trailer: Knights of Badassdom