If you managed to avoid the awful first installment, you might be tempted to see Alice in Wonderland 2: Revenge of the Fallen when it comes out in theaters on May 27th, 2016. You might see that it is currently being directed by one James Bobin, the man who gave us 2011’s best film, The Muppets. You might still like Johnny Depp, even! All these things could act as a metaphorical siren, luring your metaphorical ship towards the metaphorical rocks of inevitable mediocrity.
In short, please do not see Alice in Wonderland 2. Please. Do it for your old buddy Mike. We can see Untitled Marvel Studios Film instead![via Badass Digest]