By I think we’ve all had quite enough of the good movies. All those Hollywood people coming together and patting themselves on the back for a job well down kind of ignores all the crap they managed to pump out last year. Thankfully, The Razzies are here to remind us that bad movies are all over the place. Right before the Oscars the Razzies had their turn and if you read below you’ll be able to see what took home the award for worst of the worst.
I like the idea of the Razzies a lot, but every year they seem to fall more into the mode of nominating films because they’re cool to hate instead of films that are actually horrendous. The rampant reappearance of The Twilight series is a good example since they’ve only improved with each iteration and are far from the worst thing out there.
So some of the nominations are more trendy than actually terrible, horrible, no good movies, but I can guarantee you that every award that went to The Last Airbender (especially worst movie) was fully deserved. That thing was a dream killer.
Worst Picture:
• The Last Airbender (Winner)
• The Bounty Hunter
• Sex and the City 2
• The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
• Vampires Suck
Worst Actor:
• Ashton Kutcher (Killers, Valentine’s Day) (Winner)
• Jack Black (Gulliver’s Travels)
• Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
• Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Valentine’s Day)
• Robert Pattinson (Remember Me, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Worst Actress:
• Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon (Sex and the City 2) (Winner)
• Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter, The Switch)
• Miley Cyrus (The Last Song)
• Megan Fox (Jonah Hex)
• Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Worst Supporting Actress:
• Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, Valentine’s Day) (Winner)
• Cher (Burlesque)
• Liza Minnelli (Sex and the City 2)
• Nicola Peltz (The Last Airbender)
• Barbra Streisand (Little Fockers)
Worst Supporting Actor:
• Jackson Rathbone (The Last Airbender, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse) (Winner)
• Billy Ray Cyrus (The Spy Next Door)
• George Lopez (Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door, Valentine’s Day)
• Dev Patel (The Last Airbender)
• Rob Schneider (Grown Ups)
Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D:
• The Last Airbender (Winner)
• Cats and Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore
• Clash of the Titans
• Nutcracker 3D
• Saw 3D
Worst Screen Couple / Worst Screen Ensemble:
• The Entire Cast (Sex and the City 2) (Winner)
• Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
• Josh Brolin’s Face, Megan Fox’s Accent (Jonah Hex)
• The Entire Cast (The Last Airbender)
• The Entire Cast (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Worst Director:
• M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender) (Winner)
• Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Vampires Suck)
• Michael Patrick King (Sex and the City 2)
• David Slade (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
• Sylvester Stallone (The Expendables)
Worst Screenplay:
• M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender) (Winner)
• John Hamburg, Larry Stuckey (Little Fockers)
• Michael Patrick King (Sex and the City 2)
• Melissa Rosenberg (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
• Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer (Vampires Suck)
Worst Prequel, Remake Rip-off or Sequel:
• Sex and the City 2 (Winner)
• Clash of the Titans
• The Last Airbender
• The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
• Vampires Suck
