Trailers

Assassin’s Creed and Michael Fassbender get a second official trailer

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20th Century Fox just dropped oodles and caboodles of parkour in its latest trailer for Assassisn’s Creed which bows December 21, 2016.

In our first helping of Assassin’s Creed trailer goodness, released on May 12, we also got parkour, but not much else. The trailer promised that the movie would do its best to recreate the world of the video games on which its based, but beyond that, it was merely there to make us drool as guys in too cool hoods did too cool moves in too cool ways. Holy shit did I want to start binging some of my old parkour favorites on YouTube.

Five months later and it seems Fox may think this spicy meatball needs to get even spicier. Little things like story, and plot, and Michael Fassbender, oh and a little of Marion Cotillard (and was that a hint of Jeremy Irons I detect there?). Pass me the sriracha: I’m in!

 

And if that weren’t enough to crank your hunger meter to 11, they’re also serving up new poster! Fassbender and Fassbender, attorneys at law. Or, um, Assassin’s Creed