Batman v Superman TV spots and poster show how much our heroes hate each other

It’s just two months until Zack Snyder’s Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice hits theaters, which means we’re getting a steady string of TV spots until then. In the most recent two TV spots, we can see our heroes seethe in each other’s presence.

Batman and Superman are so into each other.

Check out these new Batman v Superman TV spots below.

If this were a screwball comedy, Batman and Superman would bicker and squabble until they realize there’s an uncontrollable attraction underlying their initial animosity. What’s more, their apparent hatred for one another is just a facade, a way to shield each other from their intense emotional vulnerability. Because when it comes to love, the one thing that both Batman and Superman fear most is being hurt by someone they care about.

But since this is a Zack Snyder superhero movie, they’ll just punch each other in the most dourly adolescent way imaginable.

Then Wonder Woman shows up. And then someone else also shows up. (You can spoil the whole movie by watching the trailer from last December.)

Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice arrives in theaters on March 25th. A new poster for the film is in the gallery.

#WhoWillWin, you ask?

Why, love will win in the end, my friends. Love will win.