UPDATE: TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO WIN A SHIRT!
Rise of the Planet of the Apes releases this Friday, and for better or worse, I’m excited. The CG looks cool, and no matter what, I want to see that gorilla mess that helicopter up, son. We’ve got nine Rise of the Planet of the Apes t-shirts, and I’m gonna give them to you! There’s some naughty language on them, so you can see the uncensored picture in the gallery.
Ok, to win a shirt, here’s what you need to do: make us laugh. And I don’t mean smirk or something wimpy like that. I demand guffaws from you. Tell us in the comment box what the best part of the ape uprising will be. If you make us laugh, you get a shirt. Your comments will be judged by an independent jury of your Flixist editors and possibly the odd super-intelligent ape, if any are available. There are a total of four large and five medium shirts, so please specify which size you want in your comment. Update: in light of the downtime, the contest is now extended through to next Wednesday!
Good luck, and have fun seeing the silver lining on that horrible, horrible ape uprising-related storm cloud!