Deleted scene from The Avengers has what the movie needed

And what’s that, you ask? Do you really need me to spell it out?

In order for The Avengers to not be a complete and utter piece of s**t (which is totally is), it needed more of HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Iron Man? Who gives a crap about that guy? You wanted three and a half hours of the star of Alpha Dog, The Straight Story, and Young Doctors in Love, the three best movies ever made starring HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Which means they’re the best movies ever made in the history of the cinema. 

What other actor has made a lucrative career out of looking like a half-melted victim of the Ark of the Covenant? That’s right. HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON. Now watch the damn deleted scene that’s got something to do with the dude that plays The Hulk. I don’t even care who that is. Because he’s not HARRY DEAN MOTHERF**KING STANTON.