Fast and Furious 6 synopsis is both fast and furious


I am expecting Fast and Furious 6 (still don’t know if that’s its official name but whatever) to release and be the greatest finale in all finaledom. What with Michelle “Tanktop Jesus” Rodriguez coming back, the entire cast returning for that one last grand heist, and the sheer amount of testosterone its going to take to top the fifth entry, Fast and Furisix has got me mad HYPED, son. 

After the jump you can read the first synopsis of the sixquel, with a trailer premiering during the Supah Bowel. Is it everything I ever wanted? YES.

[via Collider]

Since Dom (Diesel) and Brian’s (Walker) Rio heist toppled a kingpin’s empire and left their crew with $100 million, our heroes have scattered across the globe.  But their inability to return home and living forever on the lam have left their lives incomplete.

Meanwhile, Hobbs (Johnson) has been tracking an organization of lethally skilled mercenary drivers across 12 countries, whose mastermind (Evans) is aided by a ruthless second-in-command revealed to be the love Dom thought was dead, Letty (Rodriguez).  The only way to stop the criminal outfit is to outmatch them at street level, so Hobbs asks Dom to assemble his elite team in London.  Payment?  Full pardons for all of them so they can return home and make their families whole again.