I couldn’t stop laughing at Insidious: Chapter Three‘s first teaser because a girl figures out she’s living in a haunted house through her T-Mobile Sidekick. While I’m resisting that urge right now thanks to a competently put together trailer, I still don’t have a need to go and see the third film in the series myself.
Chapter 3 is a prequel which tells of the psychic Elise’s transformation to know it all old lady in the first two films. It looks like all of the jump scares are in the trailer, but if Ouija has taught me anything, people don’t give a damn if films like these are good or not. Blumhouse should just make a bunch of The Purge films instead. Insidious: Chapter 3 releases June 5th.