First teaser trailer for A Haunted House 2…exists

A Haunted House 2 | Teaser | Open Road Films

I finally saw the first A Haunted House on Netflix a few months ago with some cool buddies of mine. We all walked away thinking terrible things about it. It not only had one, but three Saints Row: The Third posters hanging in the main house for some reason (and loads of other product placements), had two fake arcade machines in a world that clearly has name brand videogames, and had a prolonged scene in which Marlon Wayans did terrible sexual things to a stuffed animal. 

Well, here’s the first teaser for the sequel starring Marlon Wayans and Gabriel Iglesias. That’s how you make this better, right? Adding Gabriel Iglesias? Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. A Haunted House 2 will be the Citizen Kane of A Haunted House sequels March 28th next year.