Flixist on the Red Carpet, 86th Academy Awards

Welcome one and all to one of the most well known and respected awards ceremonies for actors, directors, and everyone else vaguely related to this crazy world of show business. With such a prestigious ceremony, you know that Mike Cosimano (just call him “King of all Cosmos”) and myself will report from the red carpet with the utmost dignity and….

Sorry, could not finish that last sentence with a straight face. We all know that we are on the red carpet to talk about who we think should win a giant gold phallic award that are handed to Hollywood’s elite, and have a good time. So please join us on our rainy day adventure.