French Star Wars burgers look worse than most French food


Really France, really?
French fast food restaurant Quick (an apt name, non?) has recently debuted a new line of cheeseburgers based off of the Star Wars franchise – more specifically the recent theatrical release of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in 3D. (As if that will help it.)

First up is the Jedi Burger which has a load of … something between the top meat patty and the bun. Seriously, what is that? Apple chunks? Onions? Goat cheese? It could be anything. Then there’s the Dark Burger (pictured below) which looks spicyish and may have some kind of fancy French sauce. And last but not least is the “Dark Vador Burger” Which is presented in all of its glory on black buns. Yep. Black.

I feel like this goes without saying, but here in America, when our bread molds, it turns black. Not exactly a great choice for your foodstuffs, Quick. Maybe you’d better leave the artery-clogging, mass-processed, genetically engineered food making to the professionals. USA USA USA.

[Via Badass Digest]