Heaven is missing Nic Cage in this first trailer for Left Behind

I know I’m supposed to be a professional, but it’s very hard keeping a straight face when I see something like this. Looking at this first trailer for Left Behind, based off the popular book line and stars Nicolas Cage and…Jordin Sparks, there are several things I want to say. From references to Left Below (The Simpsons), to the fact Cage somehow went from Joe to this, to Cage being the only one in this trailer who looks like he’s trying to act (and that’s saying something).

But, I’m going to stay professional. Left Behind is a thing that will exist for your eyeballs (in theaters?!?) October 3rd.