Human Centipede 3 to feature chain of 500+ people


More details have emerged about The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). The epic finale of ultimate vileness will apparently feature a chain consisting of 500+ people. To quote our own Alex Katz, “[This] fits with my theory that it’s going to be Hands Across America-themed.” The Human Centipede 2: Eatlectric S**taloo was one of the worst-reviewed movies on Flixist and won the Golden Dactyl for Worst Movie of 2011.

This follows news earlier this month that director Tom Six is going another meta level deeper, the third film building from the second. The final movie will feature appearances by Dieter Laser (villain from the first film), Laurence R. Harvey (villain from the second film), and Tom Six himself. In other words, the first film s**t into the mouth of the second film which will then s**t into the mouth of the third and final film. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the terrifying marriage of form and content.

Now, 500+ sounds like a lot, but it’s worse if you really think of the dimensions. This is roughly five football fields worth of absolute awfulness. In terms of fascinating grossness, if my math is correct, a human centipede using the entire population of China could easily stretch to the moon and back. It’s less gross if you read that sentence in the voice of Carl Sagan.

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Hubert Vigilla
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