In time for the 4th of July: Top Gun: Maverick


TC, that’s Tom Cruise, says it’ll be called Top Gun: Maverick. Aka, him, aka TC. Don’t matter that TC’s producers say it’s just Top Gun 2, but no matter, with the strength of Xenu behind him, it shall go as he has forsworn!

In other news, Paramount has set a date that TC can come out and play once more, July 12, 2019. We’re T-minus two years to genuine old man Tom Cruise back where he belongs; that is, inside a cock pit.

But can you believe! Iceman is back! Or, at least if Val Kilmer has his way.

If Val Kilmer does not get his way, what’s your prediction for the next bad character name? 



[via Variety]