Now I must confess, I am one of those people who ironically (though more sad than ironic) watches Jersey Shore every Thursday. After all, it is quite possibly the most important sociological experiment of our time, one that will be studied in textbooks for years to come. But with news that everybody’s favorite train wrecks have a cameo in the upcoming Three Stooges film, even I must facepalm.
While speaking with Access Hollywood (aka the show that keeps Billy Bush from raping and pillaging our towns), Sammi Sweetheart and J-WOWW spoke about the gang’s upcoming cameo in The Farrelly Brother’s Three Stooges film. Such highlights include J-WOWW speaking about her insincere pat on the head (“For the Farrelly Brothers to say how well we did, it gives me chills”) and Sammi Sweetheart talking about her newest STD, the acting bug (“I actually enjoyed acting, and I enjoyed being a part of it, so I would love to see what the future holds”). *facepalm*
This is your responsibility now Farrelly Brothers… for you have unleashed a petulance upon Hollywood. Sure, Xenadrin commercials may have satisfied their little fame itch, but giving them a full fledged cameo in a legitimate Hollywood film has opened up the floodgates for these Macaroni Rascals (it’s not racist, that’s just what they call Jersey Shore in Japan). When a race of tanned, steroids-pumped super freaks start taking over the world, it will be you guys who will be put on trial and forced to answer for your crimes.
To hear a couple of birds squawking about acting, hit the jump.[Via Vulture]