John Cho joins Total Recall remake, movie gets sexier


There’s an unacceptable lack of high quality pictures of John Cho shirtless that come up when you do a Google image search for “sexy John Cho.” I could’ve Google’d “shirtless John Cho” in retrospect, but it’s too late now! The bottom line is that John Cho is sexy, made Flashpoint watchable (though not watchable enough, moment of silence), and is in the Total Recall remake.

This is awesome because all I remember about Total Recall is that it had Ahnold in it (now played by Colin Farrell), took place on Mars (not anymore!”), and had a woman with three breasts (cha-ching!). I was approximately five years old the last time I saw this film.

Cho will play a salesman for the virtual vacation company that implants the faux memories in Farrell’s character’s mind, sending him on his wacky sci-fi odyssey. I’ll take it!

The casting in this movie is really shaping up. Farrell and Cho are joined by the always-loveable Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel. Slap another boob on one (or both) of the latter two and you’ve got the Sean M. Walsh Movie of the Decade on your hands.

[via ComingSoon]