Jurassic World‘s Twitter account–yes–it has a Twitter account--took to the internet to proclaim to the world, in 140 characters or less: “Hear ye! Hear ye! Our second act, not being the first, shall be titled and known, from this day forth, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.” You know, if movies weren’t rising or falling, something would be seriously wrong with the formula.
The accompanying poster fits the franchise theme well and is true to form, if not, again, formulaic. Which got our writers thinking, could there be altnerate titles for this genetically enhanced beast of a sequel? Verily. Minstrels, playeth that music funketh.
Matt: Jurassic Harder
Anthony: I’d say it could be Jurassic World 2: Electric Boogaloo, but we all know the electricity will fail at some point in the movie.
Hubert: Jurassic World 2: The Search for Curly’s Gold
Drew: Jurassic World 2: I Still Know who you ate Last Summer
Rick: Jurassic World 2: 2 Legit 2 Quit
Matt: The Lost Park: Jurassic World
Hubert: Jurassic Park 5: Joy 2 the World
Hubert: Jurassic World 2: Sequelsaurus Rex
Rick: Jurassic World vs. Dinosharktopus!
Rick: Jurassic World of Seduction: Jurassic Orgy
Rick: Jurassic World 2: Jurass is Fantastic, Girl
What would you call it? Drop Universal a suggestion in our comments: we’ll collect and fax them 1,000 copies of the top 5!