By Warning: reading this news article may trigger Bieber Fever. If you are pregnant or operating heavy machinery at the present time, it’s already too late.
Never Say Never, Justin Bieber’s inexplicable three-dimensional documentary and NOT a classic Bond film (that’s Never Say Never Again), has a trailer now. When it comes out on February 11th, I can finally find out how his road to stardom is paved with. Spoiler alert: it’s paved with Autotune and Protools and a sheep-like consumer hivemind that buys what MTV tells them to!
Usually, you have to wait until stars are at least in their thirties for a documentary of this caliber (twenties if they die from an overdose). And what better way to show us how much Justin Bieber has accomplished in the past sixteen years than in a staggering three dimensions!
I think Justin Bieber may be the only thing in all of creation to elicit louder, more ear-piercing shrieks from tweens than the Twilight series.
Youtube, this is all your fault. If that Fred movie had been released theatrically, I don’t know if my body would have been able to take it. To help douche your brain, here’s a…
Warning: reading this news article may trigger Bieber Fever. If you are pregnant or operating heavy machinery at the present time, it’s already too late.
Never Say Never, Justin Bieber’s inexplicable three-dimensional documentary and NOT a classic Bond film (that's Never Say Never Again), has a trailer now. When it comes out on February 11th, I can finally find out how his road to stardom is paved with. Spoiler alert: it's paved with Autotune and Protools and a sheep-like consumer hivemind that buys what MTV tells them to!
Usually, you have to wait until stars are at least in their thirties for a documentary of this caliber (twenties if they die from an overdose). And what better way to show us how much Justin Bieber has accomplished in the past sixteen years than in a staggering three dimensions!
I think Justin Bieber may be the only thing in all of creation to elicit louder, more ear-piercing shrieks from tweens than the Twilight series.
Youtube, this is all your fault. If that Fred movie had been released theatrically, I don’t know if my body would have been able to take it. To help douche your brain, here’s a video of Aziz Ansari’s character Raaaaaaaandy claiming The Bieb stole his song ‘Baby Baby’ from him.
[Via comingsoon.net]