She wants your love and she wants your revenge, making Lady Gaga a perfect fit for the trash-pulp world of Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming sequel, Machete Kills, where she will make her acting debut alongside other distinguished female thesps respected for their talents, like Amber Heard, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega and identical twin mamacitas Electra and Elise Avellan. Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen (as the President of the United States, natch) and, erm, Cuba Gooding Jr will joining Danny Trejo to represent the hombres. Because why the hell not.
La Gaga will be playing a sultry femme fatale called La Chameleón who wears an entire wolf as a wrap, making it one of the more sensible accoutrements Mama Monster has sported over the years. You can see it for yourself on the full-size poster below, which Rodriguez revealed on his twitter feed along with the revelation that she ‘kicked SO MUCH ASS!’ We tried to contact Gaga for comment, but there was no-one home and we couldn’t reach her telephone.