First we brought you the trailer for the trailer for Total Recall. Then we brought you the actual trailer for Total Recall. Now, in the grand spirit of treating a two-and-half minute trailer like it’s a movie, we bring you the director’s audio commentary for the trailer for Total Recall.
Let’s forget the fact that some of the commentary is actually slightly interesting for a moment and ask ourselves an important question: WHAT IS GOING ON!? What kind of world do we live in where a trailer gets as much hype as the film itself? It’s just over two minutes long; I don’t need to know what the director was thinking for every cut.
Have I gone insane? Am I in some world where director’s commentaries on trailers makes sense? Why are there so many voices in my head? Kill them all. Must kill them all.