Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain dated for April 2013


This is something I wasn’t even aware was a thing. I guess Michael Bay has been hard at work since his last Transformer abomination with Pain and Gain, the true story of a group of body builders who decide to try their hand at various criminal activities here in my home state of Florida. Yeah, that sounds about right. As you can tell from the header pic, it stars a very muscle bound Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg, and boy do they look serious. Except for their outfits, of course. 

Anywho, Pain and Gain has been given a release date of April 26, 2013 and will presumably have all kinds of guns and explosions and oily muscles. If not, I suppose there’s the minute chance that Bay could be trying to make a more serious film, but considering I can’t even type those words without smirking I sincerely doubt it.

[via Coming Soon]