New Expendables 2 poster does the impossible


You didn’t think they could do it, did you? How would it by physically possible to fit every action star starring in The Expendables 2 onto one poster. I mean, we’d seen previous posters with some of them and everyone’s name, but having an actual image of everyone on one poster just boggles the mind.

No wonder the rest of the poster is completely engulfed in flame; sticking that much action history onto one piece of paper could only make it blow up. At some point I’m going to find out what the plot for this movie is, but I doubt it’ll be while I’m watching the film as paying attention to anything but one-liners and ass kicking is going to be nearly impossible. 

Matthew Razak
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