I felt grimy typing that headline, although now that I bask in its establishment, I feel good knowing I’ll never be cheesier than the Piranha 3DD filmmakers for choosing such a corny title. I digress; as some of you may already know, the film is a sequel to 2010’s Piranha 3D. I’m not a fan of such films, but I am a fan of boobs. In the gallery below, you can feast your eyeballs on a plethora of images including the aforementioned boobs, piranhas, David Hasselhoff’s chest, Katrina Bowden, pool water, and blood… lots of unfortunately-placed blood.
Piranha 3DD bites its way into theaters June 1st.