By A lot of movies out this Valentine’s Day, but not a lot of big releases. Human Centipede II: Full Sequence is out though, so you and your honey can cuddle up and watch a fat man grunt erotically as he sews people together butt-to-mouth! ROMANCE!
If lots of feces and agonized screaming isn’t really your speed, you can watch Johnny Depp play another Hunter S. Thompson character in The Rum Diaries! If I had to guess what good straight-to-video films out this week would be worth a watch (for one reason or another, anyways), my money’s on Woody Allen: A Documentary and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Both of those sound like awesome.
On the re-release front, the big ones are All Quiet on the Western Front on Blu-ray and Three Outlaw Samurai gets a Criterion release. Paranormal Activity 3 also gets a re-release for some reason, but hey why not?
As always, the full list of releases is below. Lemme know what you’re picking up this week and if there’s anything I didn’t mention that is worth checking out!
New releases
All Things Fall Apart (DVD, Blu-ray)
American Teacher (DVD)
The Dead (DVD, Blu-ray)
The Devil’s Rock (DVD)
Elite Squad (DVD, Blu-ray)
How to Die in Oregon (DVD)
Human Centipede II: Full Sequence (DVD, Blu-ray)
Mama I Want to Sing (DVD)
Mozart’s Sister (DVD, Blu-ray)
Nude Nuns With Big Guns (DVD, Blu-ray)
Ocean Heaven (DVD)
Pianomania (DVD)
The Rum Diary (DVD, Blu-ray)
Take Shelter (DVD, Blu-ray)
Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story (DVD)
Urbanized (DVD)
Woody Allen: A Documentary (DVD)
Re-releases
All Quiet on the Western Front (Blu-ray)
Boeing Boeing (Blu-ray)
The Geisha Boy (DVD, Blu-ray)
Paranormal Activity 3 (DVD)
Three Outlaw Samurai (Criterion) (DVD, Blu-ray)