New Releases, week of 5/12/13: Pocket Monster Edition

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Pokemon X and Y are releasing this week, so that’s all I’ve been thinking about for awhile. I remember movies are a thing, but now that Pokemon is going to be like a portable version of Pokemon Stadium, I’m all bout this. Pokemon X and Team Chespin for life, bro

If I have to mention new home video releases, this week we have a few notables. As for new releases we have The Hangover Part III (a terrible end to a terrible trilogy), Much Ado About Nothing (should’ve gave it more ado), The Purge (which inspired the #CrimeDay movement), and After Earf (a Jaden Smith vehicle that shouldn’t exist). There’s also a new direct-to-video sequel to Child’s Play titled Curse of Chucky, if that’s your thing. Oh and season six of The Guild!

There’re big re-releases this week. Like totally huge and stuff. The Star Wars trilogy is getting yet another re-release, but this time each set includes both the DVD and Blu-ray versions. I’m not sure which versions of the films these are, but whatever, it’s the Wars. There’s a giant Child’s Play box set that includes each terrible sequel, and The Exorcist is getting an Anniversary Edition. One of home video releases this week should float your bo- DANNY TREJO STARS AS A ZOMBIE KILLING PRIEST IN ZOMBIE HUNTER. MUST BUY NOW. 

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New Releases: 

After Earth (DVD, Blu-ray)

American Horror Story: Asylum (DVD, Blu-ray) 

Bones: The Complete Eighth Season (DVD, Blu-ray)

Curse of Chucky (DVD, Blu-ray)

Europa Report (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Exorcist 40th Anniversary Edition (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Guild: Season Six (DVD)

The Hangover Part III (DVD, Blu-ray)

Home Run (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Lifeguard (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Middle: Season Two (DVD, Blu-ray)

Monster High: 13 Wishes (DVD, Blu-ray)

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: 30th Anniversary Edition (DVD, Blu-ray)

Much Ado About Nothing (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Purge (DVD, Blu-ray)

Stalag 17 (DVD, Blu-ray)

White Collar: Season 4 (DVD)

Zombie Hunter (DVD, Blu-ray)

The Guild - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

Re-releases: 

Airplane II: The Sequel (Blu-ray)

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns: Deluxe Edition (DVD, Blu-ray)

Chucky: The Complete Collection (DVD, Blu-ray)

Fantastic Voyage (DVD, Blu-ray)

House on Straw Hill (DVD, Blu-ray) 

I Married a Witch: Criterion Collection (DVD, Blu-ray)

Internal Affairs (Blu-ray) 

Night Train to Terror (DVD, Blu-ray)

Shout at the Devil (DVD, Blu-ray)

Star Wars Trilogy Episodes I-III (DVD, Blu-ray)

Star Wars Trilogy Episodes IV-VI (DVD, Blu-ray)

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (DVD, Blu-ray)

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