Trailers

Newest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens wakes up inside

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I’ve made the decision to avoid other trailers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, so not only does that make my job much harder here, it also means I’ll have to avoid all media for the next few months to keep from spoiling myself. Well, nuts to that so I’ll just avoid seeing this one. I’ll just fill the article with impressions of stuff I’m sure is in it, so hope that will suffice. 

Uh, there’s probably an anti-white message in here somewhere according to some dumb nerds, there’s some lightsabers going vwing, lasers going pew pew, someone talking about the force or something probably, and John Boyega scores a touchdown to coincide with its premiere during Monday Night Footbaaaaaw. 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens opens December 18th. You can literally buy your tickets now if the internet hasn’t exploded yet.