Honestly, it doesn’t matter what Piranha 3DD is about. The title is a boob joke. These people are delightfully self-aware. I’m there either way.
For those of you who are harder sells, there is an actual synopsis besides “piranhas eat hapless victims, Sean giggles quietly to himself for 90 minutes,” and here it is:
Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped? Shot in 3-D and feauturing Esquire Magazine’s “2011 Sexiest Woman Alive,” Katrina Bowden and the return of Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames alongside fresh bait Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff, the film that took an $80 Million bite out of the box office is back for more…only this time it has double the terror and double the D!
“Double the D.” That doesn’t even mean anything. Are we actually seeing a 6-dimensional movie? I’m pretty sure James Cameron hasn’t invented that yet. Anyways, if it has half the ridiculousness of the first film, we’re in for a treat. Be sure to check out the pictures in the gallery. If I’m not mistaken, I’m pretty sure Ving Rhames has a shotgun for a leg. We’ll find out at some unspecified point in 2012, because apparently it got pushed back from its November release date! Sadface emoticon![Via Collider, via Shock Till you Drop]