Pitch Perfect 3 premieres 1st trailer; likely features women singing–Do-Re-Mi!

And there’s your daily does of human being with its arm up to the shoulder in cow butt.

You’re welcome! As noted when Pitch Perfect 3 dropped poster art a few days ago, I’m a fan of the series. That’s a precursor to everything I’m going to say now.

Wow: there are flying sharks, fist fights, sausage nunchucks, and explosions. It looks like they’re finally putting back some of the unexpected box office money into this franchise. Kudos. Go out on top Bellas. But what does any of this have to do with our sad Bellas? As usual, they start in a low place, with nothing going their way, but through togetherness, pull off the win (we think?).

The plot outside the usual, that they’re competing against a band with instruments and original music seems thin. How’s that a competition? Yes, it seems impossible because it’s improbable. But I’ll roll with it anyway as I expect to laugh like two year olds watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse; that is to say a lot. 

The whole gangs back, with plenty of emphasis on Fat Amy–probably a good thing. What are your expectations? Leave us a comment after checking out the trailer below.

Pitch Perfect Vital Stats:

• Weight: Pitch Perfect 1 $115M, Pitch Pefect 2 $285M
• Height: Trifecta
• Known affiliates: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Hailey Steinfeld, Brittany Snow
• Aliases: Group American Idol