Praise the Resurrection: Bill and Ted 3 script is written


Yes, friends and neighbors, that glorious Day we’ve all hoped for is finally come. After the events foretold by The Razak, many doubted that Messrs. Bill and Ted would find their resurrection at hand. As The Lord G-d spoke to Abraham, Alex Winters thus speaks to us, his flock, through The Twitter. Through His Twitter, Alex, Chosen by G-D, Lord of Winters spake thusly: “…Bill and Ted 3, less than 6 weeks away and counting? Movie is gonna kick some ass.” > Just got the script. And now to read…”

Rejoice, children! Rejoice at the rebirth of our Saviors, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan! We have waited twenty years for the Resurrection at hand today! Will it, in death, redeem us of our sins, numbered many in this long two decades? Ah, friends, this is the uncertainty. We must put our Faith in Bill and Ted, and they will respond in kind.

Now let us pray.

[Via Twitter]