R-Pattz is gonna doink these three older broads


I don’t know what Bel Ami is about, and frankly, I don’t care. I’m just going to assume it’s all about Robert Pattinson playing acclaimed cosplay enthusiast Robbert Patinson, the number one Victorian cosplayer in the world, and it centers around the three women he’s about to doink, all in the same Victorian period garb. Eventually, he doinks too much, and he develops the thousand yard smoulder displayed in the poster below, which causes Kristen Scott Thomas, Christina Ricci, and Uma Thurman to rub their boobs on his elbows for forty five minutes, all scored to something by Cradle of Filth.

So yeah, this is a crappy poster.

[Via Collider]