What is Saliva Lightning Cow? We have absolutely no clue, but when director Joseph Kahn said in a recent interview we did with him that his next project would be Saliva Lightning Cow, we knew we had to highlight the fact. Kahn would say nothing more about the project/possible-genetic-muatation, but clearly it is going to be the most interesting thing in the world.
It’s caused us here at Flixist to wrack our brains for what it could possibly be. Theories have cropped up that it’s a new superhero movie or a new rock band made up of anthropomorphic cows who travel the country rocking and saving the planet from pollution using their spit which is also lightning (artist rendition below). We just aren’t sure what Saliva Lightning Cow could be. Rest assured that our crack team of investigative journalist types are hard at work watching a Lord of the Rings marathon finding the answer.