Somebody’s making a Friday the 13th TV series


Look, it does not matter who’s producing the pilot (nobody you’ve heard of) or which network will pick this up. I could regale you with tales of what this show will be about or when it’ll take place. But you don’t really care. And you shouldn’t. This is a lazy cash grab. I mean, listen to this garbage.

Jason Voorhees is synonymous with the genre and we plan to build on this legacy with a provocative and compelling take that expands upon the storylines that have already thrilled millions worldwide.

Gosh, after reading that PR jargon, I’m so excited to watch the latest in a long line of TV shows based on horror movies! $15 says Jason is some kind of capricious anti-hero!

[via: Deadline]