Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 was possibly one of the stupidest stories I’ve seen on screen, and this is coming from a guy who could actually tolerate the previous two films (not the first one, though). I can’t even imagine how dumb the book gets for the second half, but judging from these first images from the upcoming Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 it’s going to be pretty dumb. At least this one should promise a bit more action.
How do you beat having someone eat a child out of someone else, one of the worst constructed storylines ever and just a touch of pedophilia? I think that header and the really awkward family photos on the cover of EW magazine say it all. I’m actually surprised that they chose the above image to show off at all considering Renesmee (the little girl) and Jacob (the not little girl) have a budding romance. Could Taylor Lautner look anymore like a creepy uncle in that photo without actually being a guy who looks like a creepy uncle?[EW, via Collider]