The Assassination of Dr. Jones by the Coward Harrison Ford

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Update: Harrison Ford’s representatives told the Huffington Post that he never said any such thing.

Harrison Ford’s a man with murder in his heart, and the next target is Indiana Jones. Apparently, He’s been heavily lobbying George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to have Doctor Jones killed off in the next Indiana Jones film, which is currently being scripted. As much as I’d love to see a graceful end to one of my favorite cinematic heroes of all time, this death would only lead to the torch being officially passed to Shia TheBeef for future Indy movies. That’s basically the worst thing that could happen in the universe.

It won’t exactly come as a surprise that this may be the future of Indiana Jones, as it was made pretty clear through the making of Crystal Skull that The Beard and The Chin were gaga over Shia, but it won’t make me consider suicide any less. The article also goes on to say that the idea that have been kicking around between Ford, Spielberg, Lucas, and TheBeef are exciting all parties concerned.

I’ll be in the corner crying my eyes out.

[Via /Film, HuffPo]

 

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Update: Harrison Ford's representatives told the Huffington Post that he never said any such thing.

Harrison Ford’s a man with murder in his heart, and the next target is Indiana Jones. Apparently, He’s been heavily lobbying George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to have Doctor Jones killed off in the next Indiana Jones film, which is currently being scripted. As much as I’d love to see a graceful end to one of my favorite cinematic heroes of all time, this death would only lead to the torch being officially passed to Shia TheBeef for future Indy movies. That’s basically the worst thing that could happen in the universe.

It won’t exactly come as a surprise that this may be the future of Indiana Jones, as it was made pretty clear through the making of Crystal Skull that The Beard and The Chin were gaga over Shia, but it won’t make me consider suicide any less. The article also goes on to say that the idea that have been kicking around between Ford, Spielberg, Lucas, and TheBeef are exciting all parties concerned.

I’ll be in the corner crying my eyes out.

[Via /Film, HuffPo]