This Machete Kills poster has Michelle Rodriguez on it


Michelle Rodriguez, known as “Tanktop Jesus” round these parts for her glorious ability to die in almost every movie she’s been in and somehow is revived several sequels later, graces the newest poster (as She) for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, the mexploitative sequel to the wonderfully badass Machete. Surprisingly she’s wearing something other than a tanktop, but that doesn’t matter because she’s so badass. 

Look it over in the gallery because you should. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to buy twelve of them to completely cover the walls of my house. 

[via AMC Theaters]